I was referring to the lads mag Massive Mammaries.
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 7th May 2018, 12:17 PMI was referring to the lads mag Massive Mammaries.
Mm... 
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd May 2018, 5:41 PMWhen I was fifteen, I was mobidly attracted to pornograhy because I felt alone and isolated and unable to form meaningful relationships. These days, I just like wanking.
Did you ever manage any meaningful relationships?
I managed one with a lamppost once, it kept leaping out at me, but I got it to be more careful, in time..
It was beautiful while it lasted..
The light of my life..
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th May 2018, 7:36 PMWhat do you think it did to MM?
That is disrespectful, to Melanie C.
A small prize is up for grabs to the first person who can specify the "band name - album name" from my tit lacking avatar. No cheating please. You either know it or you don't know it innit.
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 7th May 2018, 10:43 PMA small prize is up for grabs to the first person who can specify the "band name - album name" from my tit lacking avatar. No cheating please. You either know it or you don't know it innit.
That'd be:
"Two dogs, one dog bowl, oops!"
by
Guy and the plastered down hair-do's
Quote: Frankie Mildly Perturbed @ 7th May 2018, 11:30 PMThat'd be:
"Two dogs, one dog bowl, oops!"
by
Guy and the plastered down hair-do's
That makes me think of a meadow [not in a gay way]
You tell it how it i and I like that [not in a gay way]
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 7th May 2018, 10:43 PMA small prize is up for grabs to the first person who can specify the "band name - album name" from my tit lacking avatar. No cheating please. You either know it or you don't know it innit.
Dog of two heads - Status Quo?
Apologies becuse the mutts are a red herring which was unintentional. It's more the tshirt than anything else. Everytime I go in to HMV I check to see if they have started making them again. Coolest-tshirt-ever man.
I've lost all faith in you now. Nothing but the politically correct politics of dusty angels. Anyway, now that you've given us a hint, the answer is obviously Diamond Dogs by Pink Floyd.
Doesn't that Skittles advert make you feel sick where that bloke is milking a giraffe and it produces Skittles?
Quote: Kenneth @ 10th May 2018, 4:38 AMI've lost all faith in you now.
No more!
Quote: Kenneth @ 10th May 2018, 4:38 AMI've lost all faith in you now. Nothing but the politically correct politics of dusty angels. Anyway, now that you've given us a hint, the answer is obviously Diamond Dogs by Pink Floyd.
It is indeed that really super album from Mike Patton & Co. Something that continues to piss me off is I didn't see FNM play a gig at club in my hometown sometime around 1994 (give or take a year)
Barely a 2000 capacity venue with a band I liked and were playing stadiums but for some insane reason I didn't go. My friends did and said it was the most amazing ever....etc 
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 10th May 2018, 11:32 PMthat really super album from Mike Patton & Co.
My sister used to play it on heavy rotation during marathon backgammon sessions in Australian winters. I miss backgammon.
This FB privacy policy is bally serious so don't let's be flippant thereon. Thanks to FB, I've shared with a waiting world that I've surpassed the daily max alcohol intake so many times my liver's been on strike more often than Italian trtansport, I've produced my body weight in jizz over the Spice Girls' TV appearances (including one memorable occasion where the pause function went off just before I did hence I drenched Jay Leno's chin) and after 10 years' stand up I'm still such a f**king pile of shit I've been banned from nearly every show in town, even the one I co-devised myf**kingself, I mean how f**king awful do you have to be to get kicked out of your own show? At this point, I don't give a f**k who knows which secondary school I attended.
Blimey.
After 12 months' therapy, my psychologist tells me I'm 'healthy, well-balanced and in control of my life.' F**king rip-off. Cost me 850 Euros, I wanna f**king pathology.