Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 26th April 2018, 9:45 AMMy auntie, who is a Jock-ess would pronounce Whales as Fwales
Haven't heard that one. Now I'll have to go around asking everybody I know, to say the word so I can find if any of them pronounce it like that. Or could it be her polite way of saying 'effing whales?'? 
It's a gentle F but she says fwite for white too. 
Anybody like cool Hwipp?
Quote: Chappers @ 26th April 2018, 8:24 PMAnybody like cool Hwipp?
I give up. Translate, please.
Quote: Briosaid @ 26th April 2018, 10:17 PMI give up. Translate, please.
Quote: Rigs @ 26th April 2018, 6:25 AMWhere do you go to my lovely,when your alone in your bed, tell me the thoughts that surround you, I want to look inside your head.
Actually I am lying in it choking my chicken thinking whether to continue on this SHIT site.
I'm sure Peter Sarstedt would be touched by those sentiments 
Quote: Rigs @ 26th April 2018, 6:25 AMWhere do you go to my lovely,when your alone in your bed, tell me the thoughts that surround you, I want to look inside your head.
Actually I am lying in it choking my chicken thinking whether to continue on this SHIT site.
Don't stay on our account.
Funny thing to think of doing that. Get a mag.
F**koff chappie
I've got loads of ideas but never get round to doing anything.
That's because we are all just wasting our time.
You have to be unique to make it, and people who are genuinely gifted don't come on these kind of forums.
I am only having a little giggle because I'm bored out of my skull.
No offence ever intended but you seem to take it upon yourself to have a pop.
Get in touch with good lad and give him a good old bumming you pair of sad old failed comedy writers who are clearly not going to make it
Quote: Rigs @ 29th April 2018, 12:15 AMGet in touch with good lad and give him a good old bumming you pair of sad old failed comedy writers who are clearly not going to make it
I'm sure we all wait with bated breath for your own amazing successes.
CheersTarby
Someone finally got it
Quote: Rigs @ 29th April 2018, 12:09 AMF**koff chappie
I've got loads of ideas but never get round to doing anything.
That's because we are all just wasting our time.
You have to be unique to make it, and people who are genuinely gifted don't come on these kind of forums.
I am only having a little giggle because I'm bored out of my skull.
No offence ever intended but you seem to take it upon yourself to have a pop.
If You're bored out of your skull and have loads of ideas why Don't you get off your arse and work on them?
I was referring to chappies profile...very quick to criticise when really you should be looking at yourself.
I have no idea's
HGV driver's who think they are drivng a sports car.