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Ahem... I'm kinda new here. Are you guys talking about.. what here, exactly?

Quote: DaButt @ 19th April 2018, 12:31 AM

From a recent interview with Morrissey:

http://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/there-is-a-light-that-must-be-switched-on

Love it!

Quote: Contable @ 19th April 2018, 1:14 PM

Ahem... I'm kinda new here. Are you guys talking about.. what here, exactly?

Generally here things that piss us of but specifically posers who can't talk English properly.

Clowns that let off fireworks at any time of the year other than the 5th of November.
If your not from the UK Google it

Quote: Rigs @ 19th April 2018, 11:26 PM

Clowns that let off fireworks at any time of the year other than the 5th of November.
If your not from the UK Google it

Not trying to be pedantic but do you mean actual clowns because idiots setting off fireworks after 10pm need to be put in stasis but if it's real clowns I would probably see if I can join in. Why not go out with a bang?

Mmm interesting...maybe my ashes

Quote: Rigs @ 19th April 2018, 11:26 PM

If your not from the UK Google it

I do not possess a not Errr

Motorists who speed up to a red light....where are you going to my lovely

Adult toffs who call their mother,mummy.
They all do it.

The vodafone broadband advert.
'We guarantee your broadband speed.
If not - money off until it's fixed'

So you don't guarantee the speed... you'll just knock a bit off the bill while it's off

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 20th April 2018, 9:54 AM

I do not possess a not Errr

I fear that the OP has no idea what this is all about.

The lack of genuinely original artwork on the covers of novels for kids. Every second book has cover-art that looks like a Quentin Blake rip-off.

Those f**king Purple Pricks adverts!

When your alone in your bed

Quote: Rigs @ 24th April 2018, 10:04 PM

When your alone in your bed

Why does it piss you off when I'm alone in my bed? I'm quite happy to have a peaceful night's sleep occasionally.

Tell me the thoughts that surround you, I want to look inside your head.
It's the way I tell em

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