Ah, that's better. https://fayefujiko.deviantart.com/art/Vyvyan-s-Bottom-108877312
Who do you fancy? Page 1,283
"Rick, no, Neil"
Yes, put Neil
That must be from The Bachelor Boys book. I used to have that but not sure what happened to it.
"Lovely model boy" 
It takes me back to when I first got in to the Young Ones humour.
Stupidest guy in the world is the fellow backstage left. Three feet from Melanie C and dedicates all his attention to a toy frog. Dick. http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/7nsgesLMW04/BGC+Charity+Day+Held+in+London/Kwy_-DN1J-_/Mel+C
Maybe a toy frog has more brain cells. *snigger*
The frog has the perfect view though for when she turns back. That exited look of anticipation says it all
Was that a dyslexic reporting on the BCG? Aaron kept that quiet!
But is it Kermitted?
Mel C says she likes toad in the hole. Lucky old toad.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 12th March 2018, 11:42 AMStupidest guy in the world is the fellow backstage left. Three feet from Melanie C and dedicates all his attention to a toy frog. Dick. http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/7nsgesLMW04/BGC+Charity+Day+Held+in+London/Kwy_-DN1J-_/Mel+C
Upstaged by a frog. Miss Piggy wouldn't be caught out that way. Why has Mel C (looking lovely) never married ?
Quote: Firkin @ 13th March 2018, 7:59 PMUpstaged by a frog. Miss Piggy wouldn't be caught out that way. Why has Mel C (looking lovely) never married ?
Maybe because she's not stupid!
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 13th March 2018, 12:47 PMBut is it Kermitted?
Quote: Chappers @ 13th March 2018, 9:11 PMMaybe because she's not stupid!
I thougt the same but I've just been reading her wiki page and apparently her chronic flatulence, cabbage addiction and complete disregard for personal hygiene was a major factor.
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 13th March 2018, 9:25 PM
I thougt the same but I've just been reading her wiki page and apparently her chronic flatulence, cabbage addiction and complete disregard for personal hygiene was a major factor.
Sounds like an ideal match for someone on here.
Quote: Firkin @ 13th March 2018, 7:59 PMUpstaged by a frog. Miss Piggy wouldn't be caught out that way. Why has Mel C (looking lovely) never married ?
She's plucking up the courage to ask me. I would ask her, but in these enlightened times, females should take the initiative. Girl power!
1283 pages of 'who do you fancy' and MM finally owns up to having a thing for Mel C.
You learn a new thing every day... That picture gave me a boner. And it hasn't worn off yet.
I think me and Mel are of the same mind.
Your tumescence is of no interest to us.