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Henman

Harpo or Chico?

Aww shit, that one was for Gordon to answer

Harpo

Harp or Crwth ? (Look you)

Harp.

Mary O'Hara or Scarlett O'Hara?

I shouldn't give a damn, but ................

Scarlett

Rhett or Darcy?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd February 2018, 12:16 PM

I shouldn't give a damn, but ................

Scarlett

Rhett or Darcy?

Darcy Brussels.

Soft and mushy or hard like bullets?

Quote: A Horseradish @ 2nd February 2018, 12:22 PM

Darcy Brussels.

Soft and mushy or hard like bullets?

Bit personal.............depends on whether I also have an erection or not at the time.

(and also, by the way, that was two male leading men - Mr Darcy. Why would I compare a rugged American hero with an English Rose? :S )

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd February 2018, 2:58 PM

Bit personal.............depends on whether I also have an erection or not at the time.

(and also, by the way, that was two male leading men - Mr Darcy. Why would I compare a rugged American hero with an English Rose? :S )

You must be the only person in the world who times the boiling of sprouts according to your level of sexual arousal.

On that basis, I reckon you could find a comparison in anything.

Soft and mushy (I don't think this was answered.)

Meat or Veg?

Meat.

Cheese or Ham?

Ham

Sharon or Tracey?

Tracey

Cornish or Meat & Potato?

Cornish.

Barbara or Margo?

Barbara and if anyone has anything horrid to say about Felicity Kendal, then you can just about blummin' well say it to me first.

Barbara as a young man but definitely Margo as I got older.

Barbara as a young man.

Absolutely Fabulous OR The Vicar of Dibley

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