My friend's so desperate to become a centrefold, she's tearing her hair out.
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Kind Hearts & Corsets; The Man In The Birthday Suit; The Titfeel Thunderbolt; Passport To Quimlicker.
Sexual Ealing.
Metal singer f**ks his kid despite having a sore penis. Bruised Dickinson.
I took my daughter to an early learning centre but it was closed by 9AM.
I caught a flesh eating disease...
Cannibalism.
I couldn't go down the M1 unless I answered a riddle... It's those new motorway trolls.
My wife and sister said they're obsessed with Sister Sledge. I said, 'It's OK: We are family'.
My dad said he's obsessed with Frankie Goes to Holliwood. I said, 'It's OK: Relax.'
My brother said he's obsessed with One Direction. I said, 'F**k off.'
Quote: gappy @ 7th January 2018, 11:18 AMKind Hearts & Corsets; The Man In The Birthday Suit; The Titfeel Thunderbolt; Passport To Quimlicker.
Sexual Ealing.
I dated one of The Three Degrees. Acute girl, not obtuse, voice of an angle.
How does a matador take his coffee? Au lait.
Which bird puts its dick in keyholes? Jackdaw.
As Frankie MP it would appear I may have been elevated to the house..
That's heavy!
No it's not, it's a light house..
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th January 2018, 11:43 AMI dated one of The Three Degrees. Acute girl, not obtuse, voice of an angle.
Right...
I dated an italic, but it wasn't my type.
I was explaining directions to the stadium. It didn't understand me.
Testicular studies? What a load of bollocks.
Quote: John M @ 3rd February 2018, 7:30 PMTesticular studies? What a load of bollocks.
Castration leftovers?