Why yes, would you desireth one?
The Alternative 10(0) Commandments Page 3
I'm ok right now, thanketh thou. (Not that I doubteth thoust talenteth in the construction and procurement of the sandwich.)
However, I feeleth that Leevil may verily require sandwich supplieths. 
If it's not to mucheth to asketh, yes please oh mighty one. I shall sacrifice any noobs for you, if you may wisheth?
Quote: Leevil @ March 7, 2008, 3:30 PMThou shall not think any ring tone is funny and repeatedly play it over and otherath.
You just got yourself a new ringtone, didn't ya' Leevil?
Quote: Mannikin Bird @ March 7, 2008, 6:49 PM
You just got yourself a new ringtone, didn't ya' Leevil?
LOL, no. I was watching The Office last night and I'm not sure if you like that show, but there's a bit where one guy, Gareth, keeps playing with a talking cookie jar and it reminded me of people who do the same things with ring tones.
Thou shalt not let any baby human survive lest they destroy the Earth.
Dark!
Thou shalt love each other in both the gay and non-gay way
Thou ought to not wave their penis in public without a permit
Thou shall not issue decrees, laws and orders
Thou shalt obtain the knowledge that actors are worthless as they leech off the creativity of others and thou shalt ignore any words they utter without the confines of their work.
Quote: Tuumble @ March 7, 2008, 4:53 PMI worked at Norwich Union years ago.
I didn't know you lived in India.
Thou shalt not fornicate with a donkey when it's having it's period.
Sorry *edit*
Thou shall fornicate with a donkey when it's having it's period, apparently Aaron says it's OK according to Chapman.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ March 7, 2008, 9:17 PMThou shalt not fornicate with a donkey when it's having it's period.
Oh no Frankie - that is disgusting!
Edit it before Aaron sees.
OK I have..
Thou shalt not wank into thy socks on a Tuesday.
What about stockings?