Quote: Andrew M Bedell @ March 7, 2008, 11:52 AMCrazy frog
Repeats on TV
Rain on days of
Work
Delayed planes
The early morning alarm
Traffic jams
Late busses
People who talk in the cinema.
Fad diets
Crap number one’s
Call centres
Z list celebrities
Wrong movie reviews- if they say its good
I expect it to be!
Misleading headlines
People with clip boards in town
Ann Robinson wearing black and
Pretending to be scary on Weakest link
But then wearing pastel colours and being all smiles
On Test the nation. We know it’s
An act Ann.
Inaudible platform announcements
The price of sandwiches
Spots
1% interest
slugs eating your garden
bottled water
adverts
shopping trolleys with a wobbly wheel.
high street prices
viruses on my computer
people who make speech marks with
their fingers when talking.
inappropriate magazines in waiting rooms
No pudding
Housework
The price of stamps
No NHS dentists
Only a handful of checkouts open
In the supermarket
Standing up on public transport
Because all the seats are taken
Random breathe tests
The cost of living
Stamp duty
Time wasters
Being gazumped
Stupid people
Con men
Not being able to make
People laugh
Grey hairs
My feeble brain
Being poor
bleeping the fxxxxxg swearing on TV after the watershed.
You're an angry little man.
Although I agree with most of that!
