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Who do you fancy? Page 1,280

Quote: Brian Mcculloch Glasgow @ 12th December 2017, 10:42 AM

I always fancy my wife.

Interesting comment. In a time and age where almost everyone is divorced, for a man to admit he only desires his wife, is really something to be admired.

I wonder what happens though?
Is it that people get tired of each other or never were in love to begin with?
I see people who have formed a couple but you can clearly see they don't really care about one another.
If i have to be mean I would say that they get together so they can share rent.

Laughing out loud

My wife's attractive. I'd have sex with her.

Wouldn't it be great if sperm evaporated oin contact with air? You'd save on laundry.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th December 2017, 10:54 AM

Wouldn't it be great if sperm evaporated oin contact with air? You'd save on laundry.

But what if your kids turned up to be airheads?

Angelic

Quote: Brian Mcculloch Glasgow @ 12th December 2017, 10:42 AM

I always fancy my wife.

Has she been looking at your postings?

Even my favourite Spice Girl needs a hobby. https://www.sittercity.com/pet-sitting/ca/vacaville/10841708#bio-more

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 30th December 2017, 5:01 PM

Even my favourite Spice Girl needs a hobby. https://www.sittercity.com/pet-sitting/ca/vacaville/10841708#bio-more

The name of that website is deceiving. I was hoping for something very different.

Sincere profile but she would probably do better getting work at a vets or wildlife park.

Age 22...muahahahahahahahahahaha...etc.

I hardly recognised her. Still, looks likes she's into grooming, stroking and mounting, so we live in hope.
Melanie C remains my all-time ultimate dreamboat. I know everyone has personal taste, but I'm amazed when people can't even see the appeal https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/dc/99/fddc99b298b2e9b37dbcd6161bb04ee7--spice-girls-business-women.jpg - LOVELY!

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 30th December 2017, 5:29 PM

I hardly recognised her. Still, looks likes she's into grooming, stroking and mounting, so we live in hope.
Melanie C remains my all-time ultimate dreamboat. I know everyone has personal taste, but I'm amazed when people can't even see the appeal https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/dc/99/fddc99b298b2e9b37dbcd6161bb04ee7--spice-girls-business-women.jpg - LOVELY!

You're behind me in the queue.

She's a bit rough...

That's OK. We don't need too much competition.

Mel C is gorgeous. I had such a crush on her circa 97 and even though I'm too old for pin-ups, I think she looks even better now. Mmmm!

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st December 2017, 10:10 AM

I think she looks even better now. Mmmm!

She was my least favourite of the gang during the Spice Girls's prime, probably even behind Emma. Now I think she's the most gorgeous one and she has a gentle aura too...last but not least I do like her singing voice.

Yeah! Melanie C is very underrated as a performer. She has a strong, distinctive voice and can sustain a 2-hour gig without missing a note. I know I'm biassed.

Quote: Chappers @ 14th December 2017, 10:05 PM

Has she been looking at your postings?

No, never.

Quote: Kapow @ 14th December 2017, 10:22 AM

Interesting comment. In a time and age where almost everyone is divorced, for a man to admit he only desires his wife, is really something to be admired.

I wonder what happens though?
Is it that people get tired of each other or never were in love to begin with?
I see people who have formed a couple but you can clearly see they don't really care about one another.
If i have to be mean I would say that they get together so they can share rent.

Laughing out loud

Don't care whether other admire it or not but I always fancy her...the best thing that has happened in my life.

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