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Drinking chocolate.
A night on the town with Jeremy Corbyn or Jacob Rees-Mogg.

JRM.

Red Square or Trafalgar Square?

Trafalgar.

Strangle the dog that's been barking non-stop for hours, or poison it?

Shoot it!

Bach or Sibelius?

Quote: Chappers @ 18th December 2017, 9:07 PM

Bach or Sibelius?

Sibelius? No, no, that's what killed Al Capone. So, I'd rather have Bach.

Dentures or dental implants?

Implants.

Tracy or Dorian?

Tracy

Lined A4 paper or Plain A4 paper

Plain A4 paper

No radio or no TV

No radio.

Police Squad or Sledge Hammer!

Police Squad

Tear Gas or Water Canons?

Definitely a water cannon. The tear gas in Army basic training was one of the worst moments of my life.

The Who or Led Zeppelin?

Led Zeppelin

Beyonce or Kate Upton?

Beyonce

Lister or Rimmer

Rimmer

Matt Dawson or Phil Tufnel?

Phil Tufnel

Roger Federer or Tim Henman?

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