Thou shalt not pee in sink (though it'll probably be alright if the wife isn't looking)
The Alternative 10(0) Commandments
Thou shall not think any ring tone is funny and repeatedly play it over and otherath.
Thou shalt not play 'Knockout Ginger' whilst being observed by an officer of the law standing in a doorway opposite 
Thou shalt not sucketh the cock, if thoust art a man, without providing zooo with photographic evidence.
Though shalt not have a wank in the office toilet EVERYDAY of the week
Thou shall not bang thy sister-in-law like I am a hammer drill on fast forward
Thou shalt not fart in the lift then blame it on thy friend.
Thou shalt not want to shag Ellie's avatar
Thou shalt not paint a mental picture of Roscoff and Ellie's avatars shagging
Thou shalt WRITE!
Oh good one.
Thou shalt listen to Starscream! For he knoweth best.
Quote: zooo @ March 7, 2008, 4:27 PMOh good one.
Thou shalt listen to Starscream! For he knoweth best.
I thanketh you most humbly. May I bring to your attention that this Starscream is a she?
<Starscream shows Zooo boobage>
Quote: ContainsNuts @ March 7, 2008, 3:50 PMThou shall not bang thy sister-in-law like I am a hammer drill on fast forward
Quote: Starscream @ March 7, 2008, 4:33 PM<Starscream shows Zooo boobage>
Erm...I don't believe you *waits*
Thou shalt head on over to Facebook and install Gimme.
Quote: Starscream @ March 7, 2008, 4:33 PMI thanketh you most humbly. May I bring to your attention that this Starscream is a she?
<Starscream shows Zooo boobage>
So is zooo. 