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Maybe in the song Buenos Aires was the Big Apple? It wouldn't make much sense Mrs Peron going to Rio.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 9th December 2017, 9:03 PM

If you've never seen Evita it means nothing. There was a song where Rio was called The Big Apple. Obviously you've never heard it being called that.

If you mean the movie with Madonna, no, I haven't seen it. Many people find it offensive to have a harlot play Eva Peron. Sometimes things get a little lost in translation and I apologize for not being able to understand what you were trying to say.

Hugz Hug

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 9th December 2017, 9:37 PM

lub :D Is Spanish your first language because your English is better than most people I know from Hackney which puts us to shame. I really wish I had learnt French and become fluent because of the way it rolls off the tongue and is like an aural pheromone. I would love to be able to speak Chinese and Russian as well but have left it a bit late to start. A few years ago I started doing 30 minutes French study every day but soon gave up.

Oi! Don't be comparing me with them chavs!

:D

Learning Russian is still a dream of mine. I find learning languages gives me great joy. Don't give up on French if you really like it. You never know when it might come in handy.
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I think the language you speak best is troll-ese.

Quote: Will Cam @ 10th December 2017, 8:26 AM

This Herbert is yanking our chains. You've got more chance of finding a statue of Maggie Thatcher in Argentina than this serial time waster.

Wow, :( that's a bit harsh, don't you think?
If I remember my ''Family Guy'' episodes correctly
there was a character called Herbert who was a pervert. Not sure why would you call me a pervert.

Hmmm... no iron lady statues here me thinks. But if I recall in the movie ''This is England'' someone wrote in a wall : ''Maggie is a tw*t'' which might be more in agreement with the general argie feeling towards her.

Quote: Will Cam @ 10th December 2017, 8:34 PM

I think the language you speak best is troll-ese.

Then I guess you must be asian, because you speak c**tonese to a flawless degree.
:P

You are not in Argentina, you are not Argentinian, that is not your photograph on your profile.

Quote: Will Cam @ 10th December 2017, 9:30 PM

You are not in Argentina, you are not Argentinian, that is not your photograph on your profile.

Does it really matter Will ? I'm guessing your name and avitar are not real. Kapow is funny and articulate and this is a comedy forum. Welcome Kapow. c**tonese Laughing out loudLaughing out loud

C**tonese? Where do they speak this funny language? In Vachina?

Quote: Firkin @ 10th December 2017, 9:47 PM

Does it really matter Will ? I'm guessing your name and avitar are not real. Kapow is funny and articulate and this is a comedy forum. Welcome Kapow. c**tonese Laughing out loudLaughing out loud

Yes it does matter. This isn't the first time he's been here and banned.

Quote: Will Cam @ 10th December 2017, 9:30 PM

You are not in Argentina, you are not Argentinian, that is not your photograph on your profile.

You're back in the room.

Good work our Will Cam.

Quote: Will Cam @ 10th December 2017, 9:30 PM

You are not in Argentina, you are not Argentinian, that is not your photograph on your profile.

Like I said before I am a 100% bonafide argie and
I'll have you know that I prefer the term ''argentine'' not argentinian.

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But anyway, who died and made you King of the Forums?
Who are you to sit in judgement?

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That is me on the photo, taken during winter time while wearing a silly hat.
Are you going to point your flashlight at me and ask me for my ID?

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Get a grip Billy you cheeky bastard.

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Quote: Firkin @ 10th December 2017, 9:47 PM

Does it really matter Will ?

If one wants to stay inkognito then that's perfectly alright. But there's no need for telling bullshit stories.

Quote: Will Cam @ 10th December 2017, 10:07 PM

Yes it does matter. This isn't the first time he's been here and banned.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QL1uxPsG1i

Unimpressed

Quote: Kapow @ 10th December 2017, 10:46 PM

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QL1uxPsG1i

Unimpressed

And now please say: "Mr. Bennett, you're a stallion!" and we won't mention this whole thing again. :D

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 10th December 2017, 10:18 PM

You're back in the room.Good work our Will Cam.

Good work?

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How is what he is doing good work?
Harassing a newbie is something that should be frowned upon not encouraged.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th December 2017, 11:08 PM

And now please say: "Mr. Bennett, you're a stallion!" and we won't mention this whole thing again. :D

C'mere you.

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For a geezer you did a good impression of a girl with an American accent with just a touch of Argie thrown in there.

:D :D ;D

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