Quote: Griff @ December 7 2008, 4:55 PM GMT"Tasmanian cheddar" is normally located on a map of Tasmania.
My word it's the dirty language the queen would use.
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Why wouldn't the cheese roll? Because the smoked applewood.
Quote: Griff @ December 7 2008, 4:55 PM GMT"Tasmanian cheddar" is normally found on a map of Tasmania.
Blimey. Well you learn something new everyday...
Quote: Badge @ December 7 2008, 5:05 PM GMTWhy wouldn't the cheese roll? Because the smoked applewood.
And some where right now some one is sending those to 118 118...
Not me though, I just found out I got this one.
Didja hear about the Spanish, Geordie, Liverpuddlian spies?
They joined the CIA.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
That was a thinker.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 7 2008, 4:43 PM GMTSooooooo.......... anyone like cheese here?
No.
Quote: zooo @ December 7 2008, 5:13 PM GMTOhhhhhhhhhhhh.
That was a thinker.
That was exactly the problem for me! 
I just dint get it.
Read CIA out aloud.
Quote: Griff @ December 7 2008, 5:08 PM GMTIf we're trotting out the oldies...
WAITER: Here's your Oasis soup sir.
CUSTOMER: Why is it Oasis soup?
WAITER: You've gotta roll with it.
WAITER:
Your jacket potato sir.
CUSTOMER:
No, pure worsted.
It was buttered.
Off topic? Depression then insults then cheese then one-liners!
If I had a time machine, I would stop my own birth.
I never asked to be here, they took that choice away from me. Haven't got a chance to make it in this world. Should have been still born. Feeling lost, feeling down, seems I can't do anything right.
Wish I could go to sleep and never wake up from my dream.
Quote: Kapow @ 2nd December 2017, 2:45 AMIf I had a time machine, I would stop my own birth.
I never asked to be here, they took that choice away from me. Haven't got a chance to make it in this world. Should have been still born. Feeling lost, feeling down, seems I can't do anything right.
Wish I could go to sleep and never wake up from my dream.
Post-natal depression with a twist. What would you do? Find your dad in the pub on the eve of your conception and encourage him to stay there all night? Cut his balls off? Slip birth control pills into your mum's food? Show up at the hospital and abduct your infant self? Or just give your parents a lecture on population control? I guess the coolest part is when your dad says: "Yes, I'll stay in the pub tonight!" and you give him a high-five, and suddenly you start to dissolve, having succeeded in your mission. And then your dad feels pangs of regret, so you get conceived a day later. That was my experience.
Quote: Kapow @ 2nd December 2017, 2:45 AMIf I had a time machine, I would stop my own birth.
I never asked to be here, they took that choice away from me. Haven't got a chance to make it in this world. Should have been still born. Feeling lost, feeling down, seems I can't do anything right.
Wish I could go to sleep and never wake up from my dream.
Have you seen a doctor? If not, you should. I'm at the lowest point in my life, but I still look forward to every day. You should, too, so try to get some help.