Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 4:10 PMI don't really like animals that can go from being all cute and adorable, to having a manic wank in the space of a second.
You don't think that 99% of your "to bonk" list fall into that category?
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 4:02 PMI like kitties, penguins, cows and foxes.
Kitties yes. Foxes, no. I hate their nasty nasty screeches. And they kill kitties. Which is bad. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 9:19 PMYou don't think that 99% of your "to bonk" list fall into that category?
That's different, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of watching a monkey touch himself. (Unlike some of you wrong'uns)
Kitties yes. Foxes, no. I hate their nasty nasty screeches. And they kill kitties. Which is bad.
I didn't think of that.
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 10:14 PMThat's different, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of watching a monkey touch himself.
Hmm, ok. My faith in zoookind is restored. 
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 10:14 PM
I love wolves, they're gorgeous. I want one of those dogs that looks like a wolf. I would happily feed it kitties if that's what it wanted.
You shall be excommunicated from The Magical Aura of Laura if you dare think such words again!
The kitties would look at it and feel honoured that this was their purpose in life.
And you can't excommunicate me, for I am the founder and therefore outrank you.
ner ner ne ner ner!
You keep telling yourself that!
*pats Ian on the head*
For that I may think about excommunicating you.
kangaroos. I've no idea why. My granny went to Australia once, and she brought me back a purse made out of kangaroo hide. She couldn't understand why I didn't like it...
Quote: Starscream @ March 7, 2008, 12:32 PMkangaroos. I've no idea why. My granny went to Australia once, and she brought me back a purse made out of kangaroo hide. She couldn't understand why I didn't like it...
I know you like kangaroos, so here's one killed, skinned and shaped into a nice purse, you can keep your things in it's corpse see.
When I used to get drunk in Sydney I used to go and eat a kangaroo kebab as a drunken snack... but then the next morning I'd feel terribly guilty for eating Skippy!
Would you Skippy breakfast?
Skipping breakfast is bad for you.
Quote: ian_w @ March 7, 2008, 12:26 PM
For that I may think about excommunicating you.
You can't excommunicate me. I founded this religion based on the teachings of the wonderful zooo, and am compiling the Homoble!
Quote: Aaron @ March 7, 2008, 2:03 PMYou can't excommunicate me. I founded this religion based on the teachings of the wonderful zooo, and am compiling the Homoble!
Ok brother Aaron, let there not be arguing amongst the people of the Aura - does not the Great One teach that there should be love between all men? 
I am the founder though.