Kenneth
Thursday 26th October 2017 9:19am
5,447 posts
Quote: DaButt @ 26th October 2017, 4:17 AM
There is only one correct time for a toilet break: when you need one. It's simple biology/physiology.
Forcing a small child to fight for hours against the humiliating possibility of soiling themselves in front of their classmates is inhumane. Anyone who thinks it's a just punishment for having the audacity to need to use the toilet outside of "the correct times" shouldn't be teaching small children.
Precisely. I was on a flight from Asgard to Camelot last week when the pilot needed to pee. The co-pilot needed to pee at the same time, so they both got up and went to the toilets. Then autopilot failed and no one was in the cockpit to correct the settings, so the plane crashed and we all died. Thank goodness those pilots did not suffer any bladder discomfort in their final moments though. That's what's important.
Also last week, I was standing in for the absent lead singer of Australian rock band AC/DC, at a concert in the Garden of Eden, when halfway through the song Highway to Hell, I felt like having a pee. So I just dropped the mic, went offstage and had a pee. The rest of the band was furious and fired me. I should sue those cruel, draconian bastards for not placing my biological/physiological needs above their rock-gods reputation.
Last Wednesday, I was performing open heart surgery on a patient. Very tricky business. I was in the process of grafting an artery, when I decided to go for a pee. When I returned, the patient was dead. Selfish bastard.
Anyone who disagrees with my opinion has lost the debate and has no right to exist.