EXT. DAY. DESERTED ISLAND
A ROBINSON CRUSOE TYPE IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH ON A DESERTED ISLAND WHEN HE SEES A BOTTLE WITH A NOTE STICKING OUT OF IT WASHED UP ON THE SHORE. THE NOTE READS 'THREE PINTS OF SEMI-SKIMMED. ALF IS ON LATE SHIFT THIS WEEK. HE'LL BE HOME AT 8AM.'
ENDS.
That is truly old school. I can see Kenny Everett doing it.
Maybe once! But not anymore Dave.
Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 6, 2008, 9:06 PMMaybe once! But not anymore Dave.
I meant in my mind.
MY MIND!
Quote: David Bussell @ March 6, 2008, 8:48 PMThat is truly old school. I can see Kenny Everett doing it.
All together now....Who we going to call......
I thought it was going to be about the ship carrying red and blue paint. The crew were marooned.
That skit predates milk floats, bottles, and cows.
Quote: sootyj @ March 7, 2008, 12:40 AMThat skit predates milk floats, bottles, and cows.
Actually Sooty seeing the guy strolling along the deserted beach and seeing a milkman appear on a milkfloat doing his rounds is pretty funny. Maybe even an ice cream van instead.
