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She speaks highly of you............................(and we know exactly why you would - Aye! But Lorraine allers has her tuts on desplay yer ken two..........I mean too.)
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 6th September 2017, 11:21 PMIt's the same idealism as "I wouldn't say no"
Like Minnie Driver is going to walk up to me and say she likes the fat gut and questionable odour image and is well up for it if I am.
Well opposites attract. And like attracts like. And you could kill two birds with a feather and knock me down with it.
MY ALL-TIME TOP TEN DREAMBOATS IS of no interest to anyone. I'm 44 years old ffs.
My mum is a hypocrite because she's always told me beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I bet she wouldn't be too happy if I came home with Bella Emberg, Jocelyn Wildenstein or Janet Street Porter on my arm.
THREE REASONS I WOULD SAY NO TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON
1. My wife is Sherlock Holmes. Three seconds of orgasm for thirty years' stress? Not worth it.
2. I genuinely don't find her attractive. Tastes etc.
3. To see the look on her face when I say, No thanks.
I think she might be a bit busy to go around asking random English blokes for a shag. But y'know. Good luck with it.
The other reason is that I am the ugliest guy I know but have a wife who looks a tad like Melanie C. Gift horse, mouth, etc.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 9th September 2017, 7:16 AMTo see the look on her face when I say, No thanks.
Well, I'll let her find solace in my arms after that disappointment. I'm a great guy!
Hours of fun when you put it on Youtube, or one private three-second orgasm? Balance...
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 9th September 2017, 4:33 PMThe other reason is that I am the ugliest guy I know but have a wife who looks a tad like Melanie C. Gift horse, mouth, etc.
In other words your wife looks nothing like Mel C but you make her wear a track suit and Mel C mask 24/7.
Quote: Chappers @ 16th August 2017, 11:48 PMI do find The Admiral quite attractive.
I concur and any work pays the bills but those adverts are so bad they could start turning casting agents off. Just had a look at her showreel and she's been in more adverts than I realised and none are as bad as Admiral. Her drama acting is pretty good and I think she could do well if she got a lucky break in a comedy with a director like Graham Linehan. There's something about her that makes me think she would be good at comedy.
When I first met my wife she wasn't my wife. She did however look very much like Mel C and that was why I was after her. Nothing wrong with that - every relationship has its initial spark and it's always (?) physical. Over 13 years the relationship has matured.
That mask still gave me a boner so thank you.
My first wife reminded me of Sandie Shaw when I first met her but after 30 odd years I gave up hoping.
My first wife thought she was Sandie. I said, Are you Shaw?
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 13th September 2017, 7:09 PMMy first wife thought she was Sandie. I said, Are you Shaw?
It's nice to know comedy is alive and well on the BCG. 
Quote: Chappers @ 12th September 2017, 11:36 PMMy first wife reminded me of Sandie Shaw when I first met her but after 30 odd years I gave up hoping.
Was she a right beach?
*laughs at own joke.