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Challenge: Who can out pun me?

Not sure how to start this so.. err.. any ideas?

Something toilet based?

No sorry, thats a shit idea.

Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 9:03 PM

Not sure how to start this so.. err.. any ideas?

I've got one idea. It's an antelope with dodgy eyesight.

Quote: Charisma @ March 6, 2008, 9:05 PM

Something toilet based?

No sorry, thats a shit idea.

Don't dump it so soon.

Quote: David Chapman @ March 6, 2008, 9:06 PM

I've got one idea. It's an antelope with dodgy eyesight.

Sounds wild?

>_<

Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 9:06 PM

Don't dump it so soon.

You might be able to squeeze one or two more out of it.

EDIT: I'm not sure that one works, so that might be a waste of a go.

Quote: Charisma @ March 6, 2008, 9:11 PM

You might be able to squeeze one or two more out of it.

EDIT: I'm not sure that one works, so that might be a waste of a go.

You sure are straining for an idea there.

(I'm not expecting to be able to do this, so anything barely close works ;))

I could give you a pun but then i'd have to bill you

I think I've been outpunned.

I am the pun-isher!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NFf0rAc6UkI

Quote: ajp29 @ March 6, 2008, 9:18 PM

I could give you a pun but then i'd have to bill you

Better not be a duck bill because that'll make you quackers.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 6, 2008, 9:41 PM

I am the pun-isher!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NFf0rAc6UkI

I'll batter your plaice joke!

Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 9:10 PM

Don't dump it so soon.

Sounds wild?

>_<

So what's the big idea?

An Elk with a thyroid problem.

Quote: David Chapman @ March 6, 2008, 9:49 PM

So what's the big idea?

An Elk with a thyroid problem.

Necks!

What do you call a blind antelope?

No idea.

Quote: David Chapman @ March 6, 2008, 9:57 PM

What do you call a blind antelope?

No idea.

Who calls for an antelope?

Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 9:58 PM

Who calls for an antelope?

Really small people who want to escape (on the back of an insect) to get married.

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