British Comedy Guide

Marooned

EXT. DAY. DESERTED ISLAND

A ROBINSON CRUSOE TYPE IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH ON A DESERTED ISLAND WHEN HE SEES A BOTTLE WITH A NOTE STICKING OUT OF IT WASHED UP ON THE SHORE. THE NOTE READS 'THREE PINTS OF SEMI-SKIMMED. ALF IS ON LATE SHIFT THIS WEEK. HE'LL BE HOME AT 8AM.'

ENDS.

That is truly old school. I can see Kenny Everett doing it.

Maybe once! But not anymore Dave.

Quote: Ray Dawson @ March 6, 2008, 9:06 PM

Maybe once! But not anymore Dave.

I meant in my mind.

MY MIND!

Quote: David Bussell @ March 6, 2008, 8:48 PM

That is truly old school. I can see Kenny Everett doing it.

All together now....Who we going to call......

Quote: Up4it @ March 6, 2008, 9:41 PM

All together now....Who we going to call......

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I thought it was going to be about the ship carrying red and blue paint. The crew were marooned.

That skit predates milk floats, bottles, and cows.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7, 2008, 12:40 AM

That skit predates milk floats, bottles, and cows.

Actually Sooty seeing the guy strolling along the deserted beach and seeing a milkman appear on a milkfloat doing his rounds is pretty funny. Maybe even an ice cream van instead.

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