Can you give me a mortgage?
I know all about Mortgages! Page 2
*runs aways*
*cries*
Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 7:04 PM*cries*
mmm. Higher rates i'm afraid, flood risk 
That's not flood risk, that's an exclusive natural spring.
Quote: zooo @ March 5, 2008, 11:01 PMI think mortgage might be one of the most depressing and soul sapping words in the English language.
Does zooo have a mortgage? It sounds expensive, where she lives?
Quote: Leevil @ March 6, 2008, 7:09 PMThat's not flood risk, that's an exclusive natural spring.
L'eau d'Thames?
Quote: ajp29 @ March 6, 2008, 7:07 PMmmm. Higher rates i'm afraid, flood risk
Is that Charley as she goes into labour?
Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 9:00 PMDoes zooo have a mortgage?
No she doesn't! She's not a proper grownup yet.
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 10:38 PMNo she doesn't! She's not a proper grownup yet.
Is that why I haven't got one?
Quote: David Chapman @ March 6, 2008, 10:41 PMIs that why I haven't got one?
No, you've lived in the same hovel for a number of centuries now. Probably got it before money existed actually.
Quote: zooo @ March 6, 2008, 10:38 PMNo she doesn't! She's not a proper grownup yet.
Well she is only 23, so perhaps a bit young, yes.
I wish I could afford a house, on mortgage or not. Sigh. 
Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 10:45 PMI wish I could afford a house, on mortgage or not. Sigh.
*Hands Aaron business card*
Do you even believe in private property?
Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 11:42 PMDo you even believe in private property?
I believe in taking money from rich people
But would you give it to the needy, or would you just buy copious amounts of porn?
I'd buy porn for the needy. Wait thats the same thing.
But seriously I would give some to the poor, desperate and needy. Cos I want to become a Tory peer