... And then you hide the saucepan because it's got human skin stuck to it... She did that at Edinburgh and on Radio 4's 'In One Ear'.
My first crush was actually Jennifer Saunders circa '84.
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 7th August 2017, 7:49 AM... And then you hide the saucepan because it's got human skin stuck to it... She did that at Edinburgh and on Radio 4's 'In One Ear'.
My first crush was actually Jennifer Saunders circa '84.
When I saw Jennifer in Supergrass it was an instant crush which has never ended. Probably my first one as well. She played a moody character in the film which I liked but looking back now she had a boyish look. The hair was similar to Imelda Davis from Grange Hill who I also had a crush on at the time.
Wow, two people agree with me in the same month. For me it was Jen in the first Comic Relief.
My Grange Hill crush was Ronnie Birtles. OK.
And how could I forget Sarah Crowe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYu5FY2cu40
Watching very old Avengers I see how beautiful Honor Blackman was.
Speaking of important world issues, who is your favourite Spice Girl? It's been just 21 years so do cast your seed, sorry vote, over who comes first (all right, second):
1. MEL C for her superior singing and vocal and even athletic abilities, eschewing of supergroup clichés, development from teenybopper into valid recording artiste, supporting essential social and especially women's causes, dedicating time and energy to charity evenings such as Comic Relief, shunning gross plastic surgery, performing long and note-perfect concerts, producing consistently strong solo material, skill in combining respect for the fans with the need for privacy, refusal to degenerate into the pathetic soft porn which today's society wrongly considers not only acceptable but even empowering, coping admirably with professional comedians on game shows, remaining refreshinglydown-to-earth, speaking out against the vulgarisation of women in the media despite her own obvious charms, and remaining true to her unique and elusive sex appeal instead of pandering to pitiful media commonplaces.
2. MEL B for tits.
3. EMMA for tits.
4. VICTORIA for cute ass.
5. GERI for tits and cute ass.
I do find The Admiral quite attractive.
On Bargain Hunt this week Natasha got down on her knees for a blow..................
It would be so easy to photoshop 
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th August 2017, 12:00 PMIt would be so easy to photoshop
I know that, so go on then as I don't want zooo coming after me with her castration knife. >_<
The joys of photoshop... When I had my porn phase I couldn't understand where they found all these beautiful women - and if they were beautiful, why were they doing porn? Can't look too good on the CV. It was only later that I realised it was all photoshop, lighting, make-up etc. You should see them beforehand (no pun intended). Actually, you shouldn't.
Razzle readers' Wives forum. Some threads may be sticky.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th August 2017, 9:47 AMI couldn't understand where they found all these beautiful women - and if they were beautiful, why were they doing porn?
There is a condition know as Histrionic PD. I use to work with a stunningly attractive yet vicious woman who'd dress inappropriately slutty at the office. When she was eventually sacked for having slanging matches with anyone that moved, a colleague brought in a copy of Razzle and there she was. She was from a wealthy middle class family, money was never an issue, neither were drugs.
Miley Cyrus is also believed to suffer from this, although diagnosing celebrities is not to be encouraged, she certainly demonstrates that sort of behaviour. Basically the condition makes you desperate for attention an exhibitionist, among other things. You will go to extreme lengths to be centre stage. They aren't troubled by morality and are very selfish. So now Disney time has ended, Miley does wrecking balls. I don't think Mel C suffers from this, so you should be OK there. But that will just explain some, drug addiction and low self esteem must also play a part. 
Oh a separate note, I'm falling for Tony Law. I blame Zooo.
Trevor Lock is also strangely alluring.
My two new fringe crushes.
Hah! He's just so lumberjacky. <3
Tony Law that is, not wee little Trevor Lock.
Quote: zooo @ 27th August 2017, 2:41 PMHah! He's just so lumberjacky. <3
He presses wild flowers and hangs around bars in womens clothing?