Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 6, 2008, 7:42 PMA man and his wife are eating a meal in a restaurant when another man comes over to them and farts loudly beside the woman.
The man seated says 'How dare you fart in front of my wife.'
The other man says 'Sorry about that, I didnt know it was her turn.'
You know I have never ever heard that joke - or a variation on it.
