What's the funniest joke you've heard recently? Page 8
Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 8:16 PMHaha, very good Perry. Didn't think that the antifreeze one was quite as good though.
I thought that was the best one.
Uh oh. You've angered zooo!
Quote: David Chapman @ February 29, 2008, 10:06 PMI thought that was the best one.
That's 'cos you're wrong. As has been established many, many times.
Quote: Perry Nium @ February 29, 2008, 5:14 PMA woman was in a romantic clinch with her new man, and decided to throw caution and decorum to the wind.
"Oh Henry", she gasped passionately, "Kiss me where it's smelly and dirty!"
And Henry said "If you think I'm driving all the way to Middlesbrough this time of night..."(OR)
I was hungry last night, so I phoned the pizza shop and asked for a thin and crispy Supreme. They delivered Diana Ross.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says 'this is the pig I have to f**k when you are not up for sex'.
The wife replies 'I think you'll find thats a sheep'
The farmer says ' I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.'
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 29, 2008, 10:59 PMA farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says 'this is the pig I have to f**k when you are not up for sex'.
The wife replies 'I think you'll find thats a sheep'
The farmer says ' I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.'
I tried to tell my daughter that (she's 28) but I kept laughing as I told it.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 29, 2008, 10:59 PMA farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says 'this is the pig I have to f**k when you are not up for sex'.
The wife replies 'I think you'll find thats a sheep'
The farmer says ' I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.'
If you laugh at your own joke when you're telling it then it becomes not funny to others.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 29, 2008, 11:26 PMIf you laugh at your own joke when you're telling it then it becomes not funny to others.
I know - but I was reading it out. Or trying to.
I was woken up at 1am the other morning, everything was shaking and I thought I was going to fall out of bed. I said to my wife "Honey, I think we're having an Earthquake."
She said "No, you idiot, your Michael J. Fox."
Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 29, 2008, 11:26 PMIf you laugh at your own joke when you're telling it then it becomes not funny to others.
Billy Connolly and Lenny Henry always laugh at their own jokes. Sometimes they're in tears because they're laughing so hard.
Yeah, but none of the rest of us do.
A man and his wife are eating a meal in a restaurant when another man comes over to them and farts loudly beside the woman.
The man seated says 'How dare you fart in front of my wife.'
The other man says 'Sorry about that, I didnt know it was her turn.'
*before, surely?