In a recent interview, Victoria Beckham argues her solo album was not a success because 'People weren't used to seeing me out of the context of the Spice Girls. Also, the music was direct pop and there was inverse snobbery back then - like people were afraid to have fun. Also, not all the 'name' producers I wanted were available.' She is wrong. It's because it was total and utter f**king shit. Man, it sucked like a priest at Play School. I'm the biggest fan the Spice Girls ever had and even I think it's f**king shit, that tells you something - like the fact she was 'the talentless one' in THE F**KING SPICE GIRLS. Ringo was the talentless Beatle but he was next to lyricist Lennon and melodic McCartney, you're next to Blonde Bimbo Baby Big-Tit Bunton and Geri-whose-entire-persona-is-based-on-your-hair-colour-and-it-ain't even-yours and YOU'RE the crap one. I can't believe I used to think she was fit, she looks like a cross between a stick insect and another stick insect, I'd rather bonk David, at least he's got proper tits.