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Quote: Davida Grimes @ 14th May 2017, 8:28 AMI think this is a solid idea. I feel like I've missed the party...and I'm still at the party. Let's get this party...uhh...partying?
How about you keep the beer stocked, chappers can tell the jokes or at least be the in house punslinging mc, I'll put up flyers of me and my many nipples, and herc can handle the bosom-clutching (not my bosoms though). Y'know what...actually, best put someone who is not herc on bosom-clutching duties.
That's fine 'cos I'm actually a bum man. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th May 2017, 12:47 AMI've heard from Gordon and all's right with the world. - he's reached 40 and panicking, silly boy. Mere child.
That's good. Not that he's panicking, just that he's all right.
There already exists a Bar topic.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th May 2017, 11:17 AMThat's fine 'cos I'm actually a bum man.
You're actually admitting that on here?
Quote: Chappers @ 14th May 2017, 9:54 PMYou're actually admitting that on here?
Ladies' bottoms honky tonk. Yes, we know what you like sailor.
Welcome back Gordon Bennett. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st March 2017, 7:11 AMThere's lots of regulars gone (since the site change?
)
I posted this a while back tho' a few have resurfaced I think:-
Hildegard Titweavil 26th Dec 2016
Agnes Guano 2nd Oct 2016
sootyj 2nd Aug 2016 - mentioned before, this was the day before the site change.
L.E. 4th Mar 2016
Strumpet 25th Jul 2016
Stephen Goodlad 29th Feb 2016
Woozie 11th Aug 2016
Dellas 24th Jun 2016 Ironically their last post on Absent Friends after a previous long absence!
TheBlueNun Monday 16th January 2017 and that's been up to then erratic and not so prolific
Charley 20th Mar 2016
george roper 30th Nov 2016
paulted 6th Sep 2016
Loopey 9th Oct 2016
Marc P so long ago since he posted - at least a year?
Hello (waves!)
hello TBN
I did welcome you back 10 days ago when you made a brief appearance, but you said nothing 
and were gone again in the night.......................
.........................but never mind ay - Hello, is it me you're looking for? 
Quote: keewik @ 9th May 2017, 8:34 PMGordon Bennet has been missing since 7th. April
Quote: A Horseradish @ 15th May 2017, 1:07 AMWelcome back Gordon Bennett.
Oh, just seen this! Thanks and hello to everyone who missed me! Well, I'm back...sort of.
Quote: Will Cam @ 16th May 2017, 10:41 PM
That.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th May 2017, 11:17 AMI'm actually a bum man.
Hello sailor. 
In the style of Capt. Flasheart...I'm back and even harder than before. Gives us a whiff of ya knickers nursey.
Just a quick example of my comedy genius there.
Good to see you back.