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Have you ever had a punchline, or a joke, or a skit, you know should work, but just can't make it work.

Well why not use this page, to see if some one else can offer your little darling a home.

Me first. Lee Jasper said he wanted to honey baste a colleague, slow roast her in the sun, then wrap her in a warm embrace. Is this the ickiest chat up line ever. Come on gang there's a skit in there somewhere.

n.b. Jasper is also slang for a wasp.

Cannibalism gags on that one, hmm bet it'd make Ken "whiskey for breakfast," hit the roof of his dildo shaped building.

Moved to general.

Quote: sootyj @ March 5, 2008, 7:39 PM

Have you ever had a punchline, or a joke, or a skit, you know should work, but just can't make it work.

Well why not use this page, to see if some one else can offer your little darling a home.

Me first. Lee Jasper said he wanted to honey baste a colleague, slow roast her in the sun, then wrap her in a warm embrace. Is this the ickiest chat up line ever. Come on gang there's a skit in there somewhere.

n.b. Jasper is also slang for a wasp.

I made a sex/honey related joke recently. Pay attention :P

FULL NEALSON! That's it I did it wweeeeeeeeee!!!
And I will never ever do it again....on this forum at least.
Here is proof one and two
Goooood night zzzzzzzz

The punchline is "but Walt Disney", read in a scottish accent. What's the start of it, though!?

Quote: Curt @ March 6, 2008, 4:40 AM

FULL NEALSON! That's it I did it wweeeeeeeeee!!!
And I will never ever do it again....on this forum at least.
Here is proof one and two
Goooood night zzzzzzzz

Thanks... and if I see it again - you will be getting more than a smacked botty!

Deal!

Quote: Curt @ March 6, 2008, 4:40 AM

FULL NEALSON! That's it I did it wweeeeeeeeee!!!
And I will never ever do it again....on this forum at least.
Here is proof one and two
Goooood night zzzzzzzz

You cheat because you're in a totally different time zone. Even the saddoes here have all gone to bed.

Quote: Curt @ March 6, 2008, 4:40 AM

FULL NEALSON! That's it I did it wweeeeeeeeee!!!
And I will never ever do it again....on this forum at least.
Here is proof one and two
Goooood night zzzzzzzz

Bah, it's all blocky! :P

Well done!

And a strike towards a ban to anyone else that does it.

Hypocrite? Yes.

:D

Quote: Bad dog @ March 6, 2008, 9:05 AM

The punchline is "but Walt Disney", read in a scottish accent. What's the start of it, though!?

What's the difference between Frank Sinatra and Walt Disney?

Frank sings, but Walt Doesnay!

Quote: ajp29 @ March 5, 2008, 11:14 PM

I made a sex/honey related joke recently. Pay attention :P

Are you Lee Jasper?

Quote: Aaron @ March 6, 2008, 9:06 PM

Are you Lee Jasper?

If I was this is what i'd be doing this Shameless self promotion

EDIT: Laughing out loud Forgot what forum I was in for a minute there

Very good indeed! :D

Quote: David Chapman @ March 6, 2008, 8:17 PM

You cheat because you're in a totally different time zone. Even the saddoes here have all gone to bed.

Laughing out loud I've been outed.

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