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Prince Philip deserves his own thread . . .

. . . given recent announcement, as whatever you think of him, his gaffes are hilarious.

My grandfather was a casual friend of his, being the mayor of a wee Scottish but relevant town - and apparently was as guilty as he was of very un-politically correct comments even back then . . .

. . . so as many have their own memories of Philip quotes, I'd love to start a collection on here if people remember theirs . . .

He came to a place I used to work one day and after all the preparation beforehand was whizzed past without so much as waving a white glove to inspect the dust that was so carefully removed from every surface...cheated we were.

I have completely changed my opinion of him now . . . what an inconsiderate arsehole.

Quote: fopdoodle @ 5th May 2017, 6:29 PM

I have completely changed my opinion of him now . . . what an inconsiderate arsehole.

Times fifty. He's just an ill-mannered pampered swine and it would be good if he were made to survive on the basic pension.

Thanks to him and his wife the only time we got our street cleaned was when they honoured my home town with their presence.Hip hip Hoorah etc.....

Quote: wigwam willy @ 5th May 2017, 9:04 PM

Thanks to him and his wife the only time we got our street cleaned was when they honoured my home town with their presence.Hip hip Hoorah etc.....

But it shouldn't have taken that.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th May 2017, 6:27 PM

He came to a place I used to work one day and after all the preparation beforehand was whizzed past without so much as waving a white glove to inspect the dust that was so carefully removed from every surface...cheated we were.

That's nothing.

Three of us stayed up all night to make a brilliant Blue Peter flag but Valerie Singleton completely ignored it as her veteran car sailed through Coulsdon.

And looked as miserable as sin.

I feel we need an 'Ungrateful Bastards' thread Horse...

Tentatively connected; the Queen came to our town 20 years ago.
They built her a toilet of exquisite taste.
She didn't need to go (not that anyone asked I suppose)
'Scuze me ma'am, do you feel the need to lay a cable'

The toilet has stayed locked and unused to this day.

Don't start me on these swine! I think Phillip is just an ill-mannered, badly brought up arse.

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