Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 4th May 2017, 7:47 PM
I am rediscovering Tanita Tikaram's classic debut 'Ancient Heart'. It is total and utter f**king shit. What the f**k is she on about - 'Serious for the Wintertime to wrest my soul, whole cotton! Whole cotton ears... You'll never be more than twist in my sobriety... I want hot gristle sandwiches so move the fireside baby, I'd rather be cold' - there are f**ked up, drugged up, coke heavy prog rock bloated wankbags in Seattle whose lyrics make more sense than yours. You really are a pretentious, arrogant, self-obsessed little twot aren't you Tanita? A pretentious, totally self-absorbed, thinks-she's-TSEliot-when-she's-Dolores-Cranberry, fails-to-get-to-college-so-pretends-she-never-wanted-to-in-the-first-place twot. Irritating, totally self-centred, thinks-she's-cleverer-more-poetic-more-intellectual-than-she-is, two-arty-farty-ancient-hearty-singles-in-three-decades-and-they're-still-shit, string-a-bunch-of-meaningless-bullshit-together-in-the-hope-some-equally-pretentious-tosspile-like-me-back-then-will-fall-for-it-and-I-did total f**king utter f**king twot.
She's the only person I ever saw on stage who got seriously unnerved by my eye contact.
Come to think of it, Becky Unthank was borderline, Amina Annabi was weirdly stroppy and Sa Ding Ding fell on top of me but she just tripped.
Quote: Tadcaster2014 @ 10th May 2017, 4:11 PM
What do you guys think of DJ Khaled I'm The One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o
Cool - I especially liked the woman riding on a horse - it took me back to the days of my first headmistress - but it isn't Reginald Dixon is it.
