You are a Communist
Communist
80%
Socialist
63%
Democrat
60%
Anarchist
45%
Neo-Conservatist
25%
Republican
23%
Zionist
23%
Liberalist
15%
Nazi or Ultra-nationalist
13%
I'm gutted at being 25% neo-con, though
Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -7.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.95
Quite Gandhi-esque as well.
Just shows what a load of balls these things are 
Is politics about to come back into fashion with the upcoming GE? I hope so, it's had a bad name and we got sick of them all but look at this juicy election fight coming up, Eton schooled poor-hating posh prick who loses his own kids when he takes them out v Commie sired uninteligible nerd you'd expect to find pushing trollies at Tesco, with a genuine dislike of each other. I love it.
Throw in a rising star racist against a tory libdem leader who betrayed his voters and it's even better, add the greens who are more loony than the MRLP ever were and it's very good stuff! Can't wait for it. Definitely deserves a Spitting Image reunion special.
Forthcoming election, from a politicians point of view will be like the last one-a good one to LOSE. Better to be in opposition throwing rotten tomatoes at a government trying to sweep up a large mess than being the sweeper up. Sad fact but true.
If we ever gave pets the vote
You just know that Dogs would probably vote Labour
And Cats would vote Tory
Under no circumstance would a cat vote Tory. They're far too intelligent for that. And you'd have to divide up the Scots, Welsh, Irish and English cats. They might all vote differently. Dogs would probably vote Tory because dogs are mindless thickos.
I had a cat today that spiked my eyebrow with his claw to make me wake up to feed him
& then spent the next two hours trying to catch birds to kill
Sounds quite Tory to me
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd April 2017, 11:36 PMIf we ever gave pets the vote
You just know that Dogs would probably vote Labour
That's because they're only interested in the ready supply of bones without any concern as to their affordability.
OK if Dogs are Labour then UKip would be a one trick pony in a china shop, that needs carting down to the glue factory. Boris an Orangutan that got hold of bottle of bleach and now can't get through customs. And May is some grey wet fish soon to be devoured by a whale. But what would Corbyn be ?
Most dogs would 100% vote UKIP. They'd vote for Hitler if Adolf gave them a biscuit.
Quote: zooo @ 23rd April 2017, 11:56 AMMost dogs would 100% vote UKIP. They'd vote for Hitler if Adolf gave them a biscuit.
Quote: keewik @ 22nd April 2017, 11:48 PMDogs would probably vote Tory because dogs are mindless thickos.
That's why they'd vote Labour.
Quote: Kenneth @ 23rd April 2017, 10:33 AMYogi Bear?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd April 2017, 11:36 PMYou just know that Dogs would probably vote Labour
They do don't they?
There must be some floaters out there.
My New Party
New United Kingdom European Union (NUKEU)
Policies
1. Full Brexit.
2. Open invitation to EU member states to leave the EU for a new United Kingdom European Union based on UK terms.
Anyone want to join?