Quote: Kenneth @ 30th April 2017, 11:28 AMHow about your belief that Trump is bad news?
Check and mate. And now let's play Connect 4.
Because, my dear man, that is FACT.
Served with a big side order of really SCARY SHIT!
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Rude staff really P me off. Just been to a pound shop and bought some Oral B pro expert toothpaste but noticed when they were being scanned at the till they were £2 and not £1. When I asked them to be cancelled the staff member made a big fuss saying she would have to call the manager. When the manager came over she was also acting like it was a big deal because she had to put a key in the till and enter a code. OH NO!!!! She didn't say anything, smile or even look at me. It was probably my fault for not noticing they were priced at £2 but that is an easy mistake to make in a pound shop so the staff could be a little more understanding.
I feel like going back there and stealing the toothpaste. That'll teach 'em.
A pound shop! Why the Hell were they charging £2?
Sometimes they do sell bigger things for more than a pound.
But some toothpaste?? Seems a bit odd. Even aside from the rudeness.
They have started selling items that cost more than £1 and have a little sign in the window that says "we now stock amazing value items that cost more than £1" which I suppose is to encourage shoppers to be aware.
It probably happens a lot and people put items in their basket thinking they are £1 and only realise at the till so ask for them to be cancelled. Maybe that's why they were so fed up.
Go back in and steal the till . . .
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 30th April 2017, 11:46 AMI feel like going back there and stealing the toothpaste. That'll teach 'em.
Stealing is so childish. Much better instead to buy the toothpaste, take it home, squeeze out the paste, fill the tube with giraffe semen, smuggle it back into the shop and place it back on the shelf.
Quote: Kenneth @ 30th April 2017, 12:09 PMStealing is so childish. Much better instead to buy the toothpaste, take it home, squeeze out the paste, fill the tube with giraffe semen, smuggle it back into the shop and place it back on the shelf.
Sounds like a good plan but I'm kicking myself that I skipped the Giraffe masturbation classes in school. Maybe PetsAtHome can help.
Quote: Kenneth @ 30th April 2017, 12:09 PMStealing is so childish. Much better instead to buy the toothpaste, take it home, squeeze out the paste, fill the tube with giraffe semen, smuggle it back into the shop and place it back on the shelf.
That's far more creative, but your best mate could unwittingly buy it . . . then how would you feel?
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 30th April 2017, 12:15 PMSounds like a good plan but I'm kicking myself that I skipped the Giraffe masturbation classes in school. Maybe PetsAtHome can help.
I have a few buckets of giraffe semen in my fridge, should you ever need to borrow some.
Quote: fopdoodle @ 30th April 2017, 12:15 PMThat's far more creative, but your best mate could unwittingly buy it . . . then how would you feel?
That he's damn lucky he got the good stuff, rather than the cheap regular toothpaste.
Quote: zooo @ 30th April 2017, 12:04 PMSometimes they do sell bigger things for more than a pound.
But some toothpaste?? Seems a bit odd. Even aside from the rudeness.
The tubes were quite big so that could be why it's more than £1 but aparantly it's also good quality from what Ive seen on the adverts with that really annoying woman who exclaims "I didn't even know Oral B made a toothpaste" I shout at the TV WITH A NAME LIKE ORAL B WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY MADE YOU NANA.
Quote: Kenneth @ 30th April 2017, 12:21 PMI have a few buckets of giraffe semen in my fridge, should you ever need to borrow some.
That he's damn lucky he got the good stuff, rather than the cheap regular toothpaste.
That's on a hybrid spectrum of creativity I can only aspire to.
I loathe these bloody puppet adverts, and why do they always have ginormous noses?
Quote: keewik @ 3rd May 2017, 12:02 AM................and why do they always have ginormous noses?
Make up.
Pears that never ripen.