The hail storm only lasted about 10 mins, now it is sunny. (ish).
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Quote: Chappers @ 26th April 2017, 5:48 PMNot when I was there this morning but we had a couple of hail stones in Redhill this afternoon.
Two? Wow, I bet that made the natives restless.
I've decided that when I've finished the scripts I'm currently working on I'm going to submit them under a female name. That's the way to get the BBC interested.
Nothing can go wrong with this plan!
Just had a relaxing, escapist evening watching an am dram club do two of my more ridiculous plays. Always feel I shouldn't be laughing at my own jokes, but I did.
If they are delivered well and better than you hoped, I would laugh too.
Quote: keewik @ 28th April 2017, 10:22 PMJust had a relaxing, escapist evening watching an am dram club do two of my more ridiculous plays. Always feel I shouldn't be laughing at my own jokes, but I did.
Brilliant. Are you going to post them for us to see?
Quote: Chappers @ 27th April 2017, 8:49 PMI've decided that when I've finished the scripts I'm currently working on I'm going to submit them under a female name. That's the way to get the BBC interested.
Can I suggest 'Shelia Blige'.
Will Cam has had a few
Quote: Will Cam @ 28th April 2017, 11:16 PMBrilliant. Are you going to post them for us to see?
No. I don't want my cover blown.
My God! How did you find out? 
L.E is nearly on maternity leave and working from home this week... because she can't put her shoes on anymore without help.
She is basically Little Miss Sunshine - a big ball and legs
You could wear wellies
Is that where the term 'barefoot and pregnant' actually came from? Because you can't reach to put any shoes on.
Well done.
Quote: zooo @ 2nd May 2017, 2:25 PMIs that where the term 'barefoot and pregnant' actually came from? Because you can't reach to put any shoes on.
Hmmm I don't know. Good question.
I can put on ballet pumps and slippers cause they are slip ons - but anything with laces, forget about it.