Quote: Nogget @ 23rd April 2017, 2:57 PMThey're having an affair if the doctor is sticking his finger up your chap's arse every day.
it was a male doctor. I think I'd have known by now. Next complaint will be next month when they ram a camera up his arse. Mind you, I wouldn't fancy that myself.
Whining men? And you lot f**king moan if we leave the bog seat up!
Are you whining, Chappers?
Men don't whine, they whinge.
and Chappers is right, women moan, and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan ..................... and moan.
Hmm, I definitely hear whining.
Hi Hi! We're your Weather Girls Ah huh
And have we got news for you You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. Alright!
Humidity's rising, Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start whining men.
It's whining Men! Hallelujah!
It's whining Men! Amen
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get,
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's whining Men! Hallelujah!
It's whining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
Now try to get that song out of your head 
I already had 'ooh ah just a little bit' by Gina G in my head, so I'm actually quite grateful.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th April 2017, 10:11 AMHi Hi! We're your Weather Girls Ah huh
And have we got news for you You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. Alright!
Humidity's rising, Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start whining men.
It's whining Men! Hallelujah!
It's whining Men! Amen
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get,
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's whining Men! Hallelujah!
It's whining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and meanNow try to get that song out of your head
The Women's National Anthem:
Here she come now, say "Moany, Moany"
Well, shoot 'em down, turn around, come home, yeah
Hey, she gives me love and I feel alright now
Everybody! You got me tossin', turnin' in the middle of the night
And I feel alright
I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Well, you make me feel (Moany, Moany)
So (Moany, Moany)
Good (Moany, Moany)
Yeah (Moany, Moany)
So good (Moany, Moany)
All right (Moany, Moany)
Come on (Moany, Moany)
All right, baby (Moany, Moany)
I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Come on
Break this, shake this, Moany, Moany
Shotgun, get it done, come on, Moany
Don't stop cookin', it feels so good, yeah
Hey, well don't stop now, hey, come on, Moany
Well, come on, Moany
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Well, you make me feel (Moany, Moany)
So (Moany, Moany)
Good (Moany, Moany)
Yeah (Moany, Moany)
All right (Moany, Moany)
Come on (Moany, Moany)
So good (Moany, Moany)
All right (Moany, Moany)
I say yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
Oh!
(Ooh, I love you, Moany, moan, moan, Moany) So good
(Ooh, I love you, Moany, moan, moan, Moany) So good
(Ooh, I love you, Moany, moan, moan, Moany) All right
(Ooh, I love you, Moany, moan, moan, Moany) Yeah Moany, Moany
Yeah (yeah), everybody (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah
Come on (Moany, Moany)
Come on (Moany, Moany)
Come on (Moany, Moany)
Everybody (Moany, Moany)
All right (Moany, Moany)
All right (Moany, Moany)
Come on (Moany, Moany)
Girl! Should be you!
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Waoow!
At the gay bar
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
Superstar
Superstar
Quote: fopdoodle @ 24th April 2017, 10:48 AMGirl! Should be you!
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Waoow!
At the gay bar
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
Superstar
Superstar
I know some classy songs and when to use them, like suggesting we should turn gay if we only have gripes with opposite sex. But I like to change lyrics and am having a new toy, I mean, essential piece of kit delivered tomorrow:
Girl! Is for you!
Tuesday I will get me an iPhone
Tuesday I will get me an iPhone
Tuesday I will get me an iPhone, iPhone, iPhone
Let's end the war
End the battery war
With the Samsung, Samsung, Samsung
Waoow!
With the iPhone
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
It's a simcard, simcard, simcard
Won't have just one bar
With an iPhone
Won't have just one bar . . .
With the iPhone, iPhone, iPhone
Quote: fopdoodle @ 24th April 2017, 10:48 AMGirl! Should be you!
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar
I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Waoow!
At the gay bar
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
You're a superstar
At the gay bar
Superstar
Superstar
I don't mind being wined but i would prefer a beer...
Quote: Nogget @ 23rd April 2017, 3:38 PMhttp://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/man-flu-cold-real-thing-scientists-men-report-research-health-a7473821.html
That's about as convincing and scientifically rigorous a claim as the article a while back trying to say that cheese addiction is real because cheese contains casomorphines which are chemically analogous to morphine. Sounds kind of like science, but is really mostly bullshit.
Quote: Davida Grimes @ 25th April 2017, 4:47 PMThat's about as convincing and scientifically rigorous a claim as the article a while back trying to say that cheese addiction is real because cheese contains casomorphines which are chemically analogous to morphine. Sounds kind of like science, but is really mostly bullshit.
You can't argue with the figures.
Many infections cause more severe illness in men than women. Men infected with tuberculosis are 1.5 times more likely to die than women; men infected with human papillomavirus are five times more likely to develop cancer than women; and men infected with Epstein-Barr virus are at least twice as likely to develop Hodgkin's lymphoma as women.
Quote: Nogget @ 25th April 2017, 6:57 PMYou can't argue with the figures.
Many infections cause more severe illness in men than women.
I guess men are just weaker than women. 