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Aren't you sick of hearing how AWESOME Melania looks? Ffs, this is a woman who could bone any guy in the galaxy and chooses to have the ugliest, fattest, most corrupt, misogynistic, racist, fascistic, stupidest-barnettedest wankbag in history flounding and flailing and thrashing all over her like a beserk mammoth till his Trumpy lumpy pumping manjuice squirts so hard up her pissflaps her tonsils explode. A fine example for young women... And guys, if you fancy her, you wanna poke and soak crevices previously groped and choked by this hornsome, wankworthy, cock-stiffening razzle dazzler. F**k you.

Are you getting off on writing things like this?
Either that or I am a very old prude..........and getting 'prudier' as I get older.

I think he's either spilt scalding hot coffee over himself again or has his unit caught in his fly.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 6th April 2017, 11:05 AM

Aren't you sick of hearing how AWESOME Melania looks? Ffs, this is a woman who could bone any guy in the galaxy and chooses to have the ugliest, fattest, most corrupt, misogynistic, racist, fascistic, stupidest-barnettedest wankbag in history flounding and flailing and thrashing all over her like a beserk mammoth till his Trumpy lumpy pumping manjuice squirts so hard up her pissflaps her tonsils explode. A fine example for young women... And guys, if you fancy her, you wanna poke and soak crevices previously groped and choked by this hornsome, wankworthy, cock-stiffening razzle dazzler. F**k you.

You musn't hold back MM, get it off your chest.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th April 2017, 11:24 AM

You musn't hold back MM, get it off your chest.

That's probably where it ends up.

Sick

Timezones. Timezones piss me off. The internet becomes a very boring place after about 3pm my time, and then by the time I wake up in the morning, I've already missed half the day. Your day anyway. There are probably things going on in my time zone that are of interest, just usually not to me.

And region codes on DVDs and Blu-Rays. Very annoying. I've found ways to work around that for the most part though.

Quote: Davida Grimes @ 7th April 2017, 6:22 AM

And region codes on DVDs and Blu-Rays. Very annoying. I've found ways to work around that for the most part though.

And so you can imagine how it is for us over here for a number of years - multi region DVD players are now a way of life - you'd be mad not to buy one in the UK.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th April 2017, 7:01 AM

And so you can imagine how it is for us over here for a number of years - multi region DVD players are now a way of life - you'd be mad not to buy one in the UK.

My DVD player has a stupid thing that makes it lock into whatever region you end up on after switching regions 5 times. I've switched it from region 2 to 1 once, and now it's back to 2, so I can watch one more american thing before I need to get back on region 2 when it will lock. I wonder if there's a way to override that.

Never come across that. :S

One of my old laptops did that! Think it was Apple.

My laptop doesn't have any kind of disc drive. So I bought a USB external DVD player for it. I can go into the windows settings and switch regions that way, but only 5 times until it locks. It seems like a very silly system. Is it some kind of weird licensing thing or something? Licensing confuses me to no end.

Quote: Chappers @ 6th April 2017, 8:18 PM

That's probably where it ends up.

I don't know what came over me. Actually...
I hate this fad of popstresses flirting with the possibility of being lesbian - Katy Perry, 'I Kissed A Girl and I liked it', ooooooooooohhhh! Britney kisses Madoinnaaaaaaaaaa! For a start, it's disrespectful, degrading two women's love into a trend - but more importantly, you're a successful female celebrity, right? What did you do to get there? Let's be honest, your poontang's choked more cocks than KFC - you no longer tick the carpet munching box. It's like Adolf Hitler saying, I am now working for inter-racial tolerance. Genocide was just a phase.' F**k you.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 7th April 2017, 10:35 AM

I don't know what came over me. Actually...
I hate this fad of popstresses flirting with the possibility of being lesbian - Katy Perry, 'I Kissed A Girl and I liked it', ooooooooooohhhh! Britney kisses Madoinnaaaaaaaaaa! For a start, it's disrespectful, degrading two women's love into a trend - but more importantly, you're a successful female celebrity, right? What did you do to get there? Let's be honest, your poontang's choked more cocks than KFC - you no longer tick the carpet munching box. It's like Adolf Hitler saying, I am now working for inter-racial tolerance. Genocide was just a phase.' F**k you.

Is this a current fad? It seems like it's an old fad, and maybe not even a fad at all, unless I'm missing something. But rage-away!

And I think you DO know what came over you...Actually.

Quote: Davida Grimes @ 7th April 2017, 8:26 AM

My DVD player has a stupid thing that makes it lock into whatever region you end up on after switching regions 5 times. I've switched it from region 2 to 1 once, and now it's back to 2, so I can watch one more american thing before I need to get back on region 2 when it will lock. I wonder if there's a way to override that.

The manufacturer is then allowed to override that, giving you 5 more tries.

I'm not sure if the manufacturer gets 5 goes too, giving you 25 in all.

Most people give up long before that and either install hacked firmware into the drive to make it multi-regional or buy a second drive.

Quote: Davida Grimes @ 7th April 2017, 10:19 AM

My laptop doesn't have any kind of disc drive. So I bought a USB external DVD player for it. I can go into the windows settings and switch regions that way, but only 5 times until it locks. It seems like a very silly system. Is it some kind of weird licensing thing or something? Licensing confuses me to no end.

It was a ruling devised by the media makers and imposed on the hardware makers. They all do it.

Davida you will find it simplest to just buy another USB drive for DVD, use one for USA region and the other for your other favoured region.

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