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It's astonishing how so many are still in denial about a man who constantly lies and will ultimately screw their country right up, but he's playing quite a good game in damaging his credibility himself regardless, so hopefully he will bring about his own demise before he does any proper damage.

It's a terrible thing to say but when I think of Donald Trump I think of that scene at the start of the film Amadeus when Salieri is talking about how his father dying suddenly from a heart attack was a blessing because it allowed him to pursue music.

I shouldn't wish death on anyone but Trump scares me. It's unbelieveable how arrogant he is and I bet he can't wait to start playing war games and throwing his weight around. Seeing Trump and Farrage in the same shot makes me think I'm in a Twilight Zone humoured nightmare.

Come back Dubya all is forgiven.

Can anyone imagine an elected British Prime Minister behaving in this way and only telling the truth about 17% of the time without consequences? It just wouldn't happen.

Why do supposedly strong women fall for violent twats?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/spice-girl-mel-b-takes-restraining-order-against-estranged-husband/

Because they're bloody idiots?

Being more rational, they're probably not as strong as they try to make out, perhaps for publicity purposes.

I thought Tony Blair only told the truth about 0 % of the time.

More stunning news from Trump's America.....Barry Manilow is gay !

Oh Andy.

Well you came and you gave without taking.

Quote: wigwam willy @ 6th April 2017, 1:14 AM

I thought Tony Blair only told the truth about 0 % of the time.

More stunning news from Trump's America.....Barry Manilow is gay !

I knew someone would mention Bliar . . . but I said behaving in the way Trump does AND only telling the truth about 17% of the time.

I think everyone always knew Manilow was gay . . . name any male singer who wasn't and did a song as camp as that dreadful Copacabana.

Quote: fopdoodle @ 6th April 2017, 7:04 AM

I think everyone always knew Manilow was gay . . . name any male singer who wasn't and did a song as camp as that dreadful Copacabana.

Not only that he now looks effin' weird when he walks on stage - like C3PO without the gilt armour on.

Quote: Chappers @ 5th April 2017, 11:34 PM

Why do supposedly strong women fall for violent twats?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/spice-girl-mel-b-takes-restraining-order-against-estranged-husband/

I really don't know because if anyone even gets a little presumptuous or bossy with me, that's the end of it. Potentially controlling behaviour is completely unacceptable, but sometimes they hide it well until after they're married.

In her case, I believe the tapes were all filmed secretly, but if any bloke suggested bringing a third party in, personally, I would hear very loud alarm bells and want to get the hell away from him.

Abusive behaviour aside, what's happened to morals, self respect and a little dignity? It's all threesomes, general hedonistic behaviour and rehab now.

Quote: fopdoodle @ 5th April 2017, 10:55 PM

Can anyone imagine an elected British Prime Minister behaving in this way and only telling the truth about 17% of the time without consequences? It just wouldn't happen.

Tony Blair?

Quote: Chappers @ 5th April 2017, 11:34 PM

Why do supposedly strong women fall for violent twats?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/spice-girl-mel-b-takes-restraining-order-against-estranged-husband/

Treat them mean and keep them keen. I remember listening to friends telling me "But he didn't mean to do it. I can change him Ferkin. Now keep quiet or we'll wake him." OK I added the last sentence, but it does astound me that this "treat them mean" thing is a thing.

Mel's bruises were very concerning. It is interesting that Scary Spice cut her mother and other family members out of her life for a long time, over some undisclosed feud. Maybe the fifth Spice girl, Michael knows more ?

Quote: Chappers @ 5th April 2017, 11:34 PM

Why do supposedly strong women fall for violent twats?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/spice-girl-mel-b-takes-restraining-order-against-estranged-husband/

Only just noticed who you were talking about.......

Cos she's a stupid twat anyway. Can't stand the cow.

Ain't Brits in Rome awsome? For 15 years all we do is moan there ain't enough money, then Prince f**king Chuck and Horse Woman, biggest parasites in the universe, come visit and we cream our pants. F**k you. F**k us. F**k them.

Love all the new wall designs, one proposing adorning with semi-precious stones, another with hammocks . . . can't really see any that look like they're not taking the piss.

Senator Claire McCaskill, the committee's lead Democrat, said: "It's embarrassing. It's not going to happen. Everybody in Congress knows it's not going to happen."

The administration is asking for $2.6 billion in the 2018 budget for "less than 75 miles of new border barrier," which comes out to $36.6 million per mile. That would put the cost for a more than 1,800-mile wall at upwards of $66.9 billion.

Maybe they could build a couple with a gap between . . . made out of clear material so you could put tropical fish in and have an ocean above land.

:P

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