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The poor thing looks traumatised. Ellie, have you managed to impose your will on the husband re cats?

Unfortunately no, but cats have been put on hold due to a human arriving in 2 months.

Brilliant! Your life is about to change in a massive way.

Ooh. Nice one, L.E.!
Next on the list though, right?

1. small human
2. cat

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2017, 9:23 PM

Ooh. Nice one, L.E.!
Next on the list though, right?

1. small human
2. cat

:D:D:D

Wimmin eh? Bless.

Quote: L.E. @ 1st April 2017, 8:44 PM

Unfortunately no, but cats have been put on hold due to a human arriving in 2 months.

Coooh, congrats.

Congrats L.E.

Thanks all! :D

Quote: L.E. @ 2nd April 2017, 9:18 PM

Thanks all! :D

Will you name him/her l.e

I went in to a Costa coffee shop today for the first time and the sign on the door made me chuckle.

No Smoking
No Dogs
Definitely No Smoking Dogs

It made me think of the pictures of the Snooker dogs and the one that's taking a shot with a fag in its gob.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 5th April 2017, 7:06 PM

I went in to a Costa coffee shop today for the first time and the sign on the door made me chuckle.

No Smoking
No Dogs
Definitely No Smoking Dogs

It made me think of the pictures of the Snooker dogs and the one that's taking a shot with a fag in its gob.

Poor Beagles.

https://iconicphotos.org/2012/06/30/smoking-beagles/

It makes me feel sick and angry I really hope that kind of thing has been outlawed.

This is the image I was thinking of:

https://www.thevelvetstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/va004.jpg

Talking of babies, Ben's daughter is finally going to sleep a bit earlier now and it means he can lie in bed watching stuff on his laptop again without being disrupted.

Oh and, more excitingly, Ben has grown a beard.

A hipster one Ben or a 'I'm so f**king tired I can't lift my arm to my face' one.

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