Well what can I say, I've been lurking around this site for a long time and thought I'd better say hello.. so Hello.
I'm just starting out on the long road to sitcomville, enjoying the journey so far, despite the lack of phones ringing off the hook...
looking forward to joining in some of the discussions that go on around here.
cheers
Evening. 
Hi
Greetings
'ello!
Hello. When lurkers come into the community either one of two things happen. They adapt successfully into the group or go on a murderous rampage. Happy hunting. 
Hello ..
There are some quite lardy bums to bite if you do go on the prowl!
Hello there.
Morning - almost.
What's that? Fat scrotum?
Greetings from me!
Hello there and welcome to the show!!
Welcome.
Hmmm.. nice to be made welcome, thanks guys.
Hi there, welcome to the show
Yeah, I took Ellie's generic greeting...
Hello and a big friendly welcome t' forums