Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th March 2017, 12:11 PMAlright! OK! There's no need to go on about it, just 'cos I dissed your cheese and chocolate.
Once would have been enough.
Oops, doublepost! Why? Because I wrote that with a trembling hand. Your racist remarks about Switzerland were that upsetting. 
"And your old lady too!"
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th March 2017, 11:54 PM"And your old lady too!"
You and your annoying cockney rhyming slang...
Luv a duck !
Made it to 100. Is that a milestone? I'll catch up to you lot in...30 years or so? You'll see.
Quote: Davida Grimes @ 23rd March 2017, 2:37 PMMade it to 100. Is that a milestone? I'll catch up to you lot in...30 years or so? You'll see.
Well done! Er, but you've dragged me down a tad as I doubt if I'll be around in 30 years - not unless I do a Vera.
Well, like I said, don't die! I'll try to do the same.
Quote: Davida Grimes @ 23rd March 2017, 2:37 PMMade it to 100. Is that a milestone? I'll catch up to you lot in...30 years or so? You'll see.
Every beach starts with one pebble.
Quote: Will Cam @ 23rd March 2017, 9:29 PMEvery beach starts with one pebble.
Oooh, 'e's so profound.
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need
[Chorus] Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
She made I laugh ha ha
I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
(ooh aah ooh aah)
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
(ooh aah ooh aah)
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
(ooh aah ooh aah)
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land
[Chorus]
Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime
[Chorus]
Who loves thee baby ha
Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Aahh yu're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th March 2017, 7:18 AMOooh, 'e's so profound.
Thanks mate!
NOT YOU!!.............you're Swiss and don't count. 
(don't read nor write well I understand too in yodel land)
Anyway, this all looks very swish. Nice work, Aaron and Mark.
Surely 5,014 posts is a landmark.
Very much so Graham.
Just noticed in time before I posted again and it "clicked" over another one - not the cachet it used to have though, so low-key celebrations............................and not sure about the triskaidekaphobia. 
13,000? Is that all?
