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How many people have you slept with? Page 12

To quote Gladstone in The Thin Blue Line: 'People who talk about it the most get it the least. I should know, I talk about it all the time'

How about Laura Norder?

Quote: Tuumble @ March 4, 2008, 4:46 PM

We all kipped on the floor at Gatwick when our plan was cancelled. Laughing out loud

Was that the hijack plan?

I had my genitals removed by a Russian interigator once, which was nice... How many people have I slept with? Too many to remember, but they all had sexually suggestive names, Drippy Vag being a particular favourite.

Just the dog tonight.

I've slept with this many people *holds up fingers* (I have 2000 fingers on each hand) btw.

I'm trying to answer this question- Do sheep count?

At once?

Quote: Tuumble @ March 4, 2008, 4:46 PM

I've slept with hundreds...

We all kipped on the floor at Gatwick when our plan was cancelled. Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: Jack Massey @ March 5, 2008, 4:22 PM

I'm trying to answer this question- Do sheep count?

No - they've got no fingers.

They can count hooves, and clip clops.

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