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Quote: Splodge @ 2nd March 2017, 12:03 AM

I remember being swayed by Fantasy Football Scout a couple of years ago on a gameweek with an evening kick off. I was all set to go with Walcott and Defoe in a double transfer outlier, but ended up going with the popular crowd choice, and it cost me 27 points and about half an hour of valuable sleep.

You can't trust the system.

It's the Horace Batchelor syndrome as I explained previous. ;)

Shit or Bust - going for broke this week.

What, with no transfers?

I see Gerry did his two, presumably two of Aguero, Sterling, Sané - the second last night to avoid price increases, so he's got the time to check the web sites but not to post here.

We've had a dickhead leading the clique and not posting before. It wasn't any good - no point in repeating it.

I made three suggestions about improving the gameplay of the game 17 days ago. Not one f**king comment. There are lots of uncertainties in this life, but that this thread represents the nadir of human mental effort and intelligence is not one of them.

Wake up you tossers. Life is a participation sport. Honestly, if the angel Gabriel came down as prophesied in Revelation to announce the end of the world, he would use your faces to wipe his holy trainers on.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd March 2017, 3:10 PM

What, with no transfers?

I see Gerry did his two, presumably two of Aguero, Sterling, Sané - the second last night to avoid price increases, so he's got the time to check the web sites but not to post here.

We've had a dickhead leading the clique and not posting before. It wasn't any good - no point in repeating it.

I made three suggestions about improving the gameplay of the game 17 days ago. Not one f**king comment. There are lots of uncertainties in this life, but that this thread represents the nadir of human mental effort and intelligence is not one of them.

Wake up you tossers. Life is a participation sport. Honestly, if the angel Gabriel came down as prophesied in Revelation to announce the end of the world, he would use your faces to wipe his holy trainers on.

Cost me 12 points - you go figure. As I said Shit or Bust, I can't see I'm going to catch Gerry any other way.

As for the rest of your post(s) - I find them very interesting Godot but am all for the quiet life and still consider myself a fledgling at this lark.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd March 2017, 12:09 PM

Shit or Bust - going for broke this week.

You're only 58 pts off top, going shit or bust is premature IMO.

That said, I applaud anyone "having a go" - so good luck.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd March 2017, 4:05 PM

Cost me 12 points - you go figure. As I said Shit or Bust, I can't see I'm going to catch Gerry any other way.

As for the rest of your post(s) - I find them very interesting Godot but am all for the quiet life and still consider myself a fledgling at this lark.

Your transfers weren't showing up when I looked. You won't catch him by making the same moves. As Don says you're only 58 points behind him - that's not a lot. you can chip away at it. That said I don't think you'll catch him.

Quote: don rushmore @ 3rd March 2017, 5:28 PM

You're only 58 pts off top, going shit or bust is premature IMO.

That said, I applaud anyone "having a go" - so good luck.

Thank you, and I might as well have a go now as any other time as we are running out of weeks. I thought a double Gameweek was as good as any other in what we have left?

Or have I cum to early? (Wouldn't be the first time. :$ )

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd March 2017, 6:13 PM

Your transfers weren't showing up when I looked. You won't catch him by making the same moves. As Don says you're only 58 points behind him - that's not a lot. you can chip away at it. That said I don't think you'll catch him.

Now there you go you see, what with me being "new" so to speak - I didn't think you could see what any other manager is doing until the first games got under way? Hence I (c/w)ouldn't do the same as him now would I ?

"That said I don't think you'll catch him"
Maybe, but I'm going to have a f**king good try.

I might as well have a go now as any other time as we are running out of weeks. I thought a double Gameweek was as good as any other in what we have left?

You're not at the "running out of weeks" stage yet. Do the math. 12 games left to make up 58 points. You only need to better Gerry's score by 5 each week. That's very achievable.

Over January and February you outscored him by 17pts. A small number but proof you're doing something right. Carry on doing what you're doing and wait for him to slip up. He'll throw in a shit week sooner or later.

Quote: don rushmore @ 4th March 2017, 3:54 AM

You're not at the "running out of weeks" stage yet. Do the math. 12 games left to make up 58 points. You only need to better Gerry's score by 5 each week. That's very achievable.

Over January and February you outscored him by 17pts. A small number but proof you're doing something right. Carry on doing what you're doing and wait for him to slip up. He'll throw in a shit week sooner or later.

Thanks Don, but I am committed now. I was only 29 points behind him at one time and missed out on a Kane hat trick I think it was that set me back again.

Whether I go for broke now or in say 10 weeks' time (when things might not be so favourable and maybe then too late), I think I need to gamble in this Double week to possibly steal a march on Gerry - he may by planning the same of course. C'est la vie.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th March 2017, 12:16 AM

Now there you go you see, what with me being "new" so to speak - I didn't think you could see what any other manager is doing until the first games got under way? Hence I (c/w)ouldn't do the same as him now would I ?

I can't see who you've bought, only how many transfers you've made and which chips are active.

Quote: don rushmore @ 4th March 2017, 3:54 AM

You're not at the "running out of weeks" stage yet. Do the math.

Maths

Quote: don rushmore @ 4th March 2017, 3:54 AM

Carry on doing what you're doing and wait for him to slip up. He'll throw in a shit week sooner or later.

No, he won't. Gerry is a very consistent player. And he doesn't take risks. His only real weakness is his predictability, and unless there is a good differential that's not much of an advantage.

For instance I know his team this week is

GRANT
ALONSO COLEMAN BRUNT
MANÉ PEDRO SIGOURDSON STERLING ALLEN
LUKAKU AGUERO(C)

I've done what I can about it, but it's essentially a role of the dice. It's impossible to play strategically against him this week because of the City games. You've got to cover them and they genuinely could go either way.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd triple captain Raheem Sterling, but there you go.

Surprised at you and Gerry playing your triple captain. Massive risk of rotation. I won't ask because I know what you'll say - best fixtures. Well, you'll say that, Gerry will just ignore me.

Very unhappy about not having Ibra, Kane or any Chelsea, can also see West Brom kicking the shit out of Palace. Liverpool could turn over Arsenal to the tune of four or five goals or die on their arse like they have been doing. (70% certain it will be the latter).

The only good news is Gerry has sold Pedro and no one's got Sanchez.

Can't look, it's going to be carnage.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 4th March 2017, 12:35 PM

Surprised at you and Gerry playing your triple captain. Massive risk of rotation. I won't ask because I know what you'll say - best fixtures. Well, you'll say that, Gerry will just ignore me.

Pretty much that, also a bit of protecting myself for being Agueroless and banking on City's rotation being saved for the FA Cup match (before they play Monaco again).

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 4th March 2017, 12:35 PM

can also see West Brom kicking the shit out of Palace.

I have a feeling that may happen too, so (with West Brom playing the following week in mind) it came down to Sané v Chadli in the end.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 4th March 2017, 11:08 AM

Maths

This is worse ...

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 13th August 2014, 3:38 PM

Shit Dan, sorry, my bad.

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