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What have you eaten today? Page 2

I've eaten stuff and it was good.

Today I have eaten a toasted bagel-but it *is* only nine in the morning! I should be at school, but two free periods this morning, and no work to dooooo!

I've just had a split kipper and a thick pork sausage with cheesey bits.

And if there's a more comedy breakfast than that I'd like to see it.

My sausage was a little limp, no matter I was just stirring warm porridge with it.

Then I had unsatisfying sex with a woman with a loose vagina, using my limp penis.

Ah, you stayed the night at Charley's then?

Yo mama's, or is that the same person.....

I ate a very questionable tuna sandwich. so far today.

I've just had a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle for my lunch. It was VERY spicy and I imagine I'll be seeing it again sooner than I thought.

Quote: Paul W @ March 5, 2008, 11:55 AM

I ate a very questionable tuna sandwich. so far today.

Sick

I have had some white tic tacs and a chocolate Club bar.

I don't eat properly until the evenings.

Cornflakes and Branflakes mixed together and warmed in the micro for breakfast, with a bourbon cream and a bucket of coffee.

Turkey sandwich for dinner. By the way dinner is lunch when you pass the northern border.

I just ate my fingers

A handy snack

I had a large bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch (NOT bloody Curiously Cinnamon, you wankers) for breakfast, as I do every working day.

I then had some chocolate as snacks before lunch, as I do every working day.

And I've just eaten said lunch. Tomato-y (and garlic-free) pasta. As I do every working day. Yay! :)

For tea... Depends how late I have to work tonight.

I've just eaten a cheese, tomato, mayo sandwich.

Quote: zooo @ March 5, 2008, 12:31 PM

I have had some white tic tacs and a chocolate Club bar.

I don't eat properly until the evenings.

You won't grow up to be a big strong girl you know.

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