Ian Paisley 5/3/2008
It's not very good but it's current
Ian Paisley is on stage.
Ian
I say never, no republican catholic will ever touch Ulsters holy stones.
Nurse walks on with a strong Irish accent.
Nurse
Now Mr Paisley you retired on Thursday, and it’s time for your strip wash, get those pants off.
Ian
I say never, never.
Nurse
I’ll give you never, get those pants off.
She chases him off stage.
I loike the idea of Paisley being as obdurate in retirement as in his working life, but not sure if this works so well.
Maybe you could have hime refusing to compromise, in the strongest terms, and insisting the TV stay on 15 to 1 instead of the Weakest link?
Your probably right, I just wanted to mention testicles.
agree with the above - why would she be given him a wash? he seems fit and healthy to me! feels like you went with that option beacuse its a "funny thing to do", as such it feels a bit false.