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Mars bars have been very bland since the 80's( I think) when they changed the flavour.

Talking chocs and quality,I would like to thank Cadburys for helping me on my diet.Never going to be tempted by them again.

I was pissed off with Cadburys when they bought out Fry's many years ago and promptly stopped making their mini Easter eggs in favour of their own inferior Cadbury's Cream Egg.

The Fry's one was far superior and I miss it. :( F**king Cadbury's. Angry

I feel like Cadbury's chocolate buttons changed for the worse recently.
They were my favourite. :(

Cadbury's drinking chocolate. It used to taste of chocolate if I remember correctly. Now all I taste is sugar.

My wife brings back Cola Cao from Spain which actually does still taste of chocolate.

Gravity.

Every time I drop something I have to bend right down to pick it up, risking back injury & permanent disablement in the process. If it wasn't for gravity, I could just reach out to recover it as it floats around in front of me.

I blame Isaac Newton.

Have you tried one of those grabber things for picking up litter? *Snigger*

Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2017, 8:54 PM

Have you tried one of those grabber things for picking up litter? *Snigger*

Yes, I've got one of those.

But I dropped it ;)

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Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2017, 8:54 PM

*Snigger*

Racist! ;)

Well, a Trump supporter would know. Laughing out loud

People who can't pronounce the word 'nuclear' properly.

They say 'nucular' . . . but is not even a speech impediment as I'm sure they can successfully say the second syllable as a separate word altogether without sticking another 'u' in it.

Am I making myself perfectly cular?

Ridiculous.

Angry

Only a few nights ago I was hurling abuse at somebody on TV (as is my wont) for this very thing. If they have seen it written - and surely they must - they should know better. Bloody irritating.

Quote: fopdoodle @ 18th February 2017, 12:30 AM

People who can't pronounce the word 'nuclear' properly.

They say 'nucular' . . . but is not even a speech impediment as I'm sure they can successfully say the second syllable as a separate word altogether without sticking another 'u' in it.

Am I making myself perfectly cular?

Ridiculous.

Angry

Quote: keewik @ 18th February 2017, 10:45 AM

Only a few nights ago I was hurling abuse at somebody on TV (as is my wont) for this very thing. If they have seen it written - and surely they must - they should know better. Bloody irritating.

Two Scots arguing/agreeing on pronunciation of the English language and both from opposing cities to boot.

Yer gotta smile. :D

I have to admit I have never heard that word mispronounced, it must peculiar to where you both live. Whistling nnocently

The one I take the piss out of is the twat with the Gtech AirRam vacuum cleaners, which you can buy for £299 parns

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th February 2017, 11:06 AM

Two Scots arguing/agreeing on pronunciation of the English language and both from opposing cities to boot.

Yer gotta smile. :D

I have to admit I have never heard that word mispronounced, it must peculiar to where you both live. Whistling nnocently

The one I take the piss out of is the twat with the Gtech AirRam vacuum cleaners, which you can buy for £299 parns

I lived in England for 15+ years, latterly in London where people thought I was irish, and the people I have seen mispronounce it were on English TV programmes . . . including Jimmy Carr on 8 out of 10 cats.

. . . and FYI, I agree with whoever regardless of geography.

The folk I've heard mispronouncing it have been Americans and English being interviewed on national news programmes.

Haven't noticed the the 'pounds' thing but now you've mentioned it, I'll notice and be irritated. Thanks! Sick

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