British Comedy Guide

Things that scare you... Page 6

His house was declared a biohazard by the environmental health people.

Clowns

Toddlers with snot running down their faces. I do not want them in my house or 15 yards near me. I do not like snot. A bogie is one thing. Snot is just Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

Snot nice.

What scares me? The person I see in the mirror... the empty shell of my former self...

Quote: roscoff @ March 5, 2008, 12:28 AM

Snot nice.

No it is snot.

How do you feel about mirrors Charley?

I f**ked one once Dave!

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:28 AM

I f**ked one once Dave!

How - by looking at it?

Quote: David Chapman @ March 5, 2008, 1:30 AM

How - by looking at it?

I rubbed against it Dave. Now how many more posts must I do before you come? :D

Hurry up. My finger aches.

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:32 AM

I rubbed against it Dave. Now how many more posts must I do before you come? :D

Hurry up. My finger aches.

72.

Well I dont mind making an old guy happy Dave, but there is some young uns on here.
Call me on 0908...

extreme heights. Like being at the top of the CN Tower. Those fears always creep up on you. I never thought I was afraid of heights until I went to the top of the CN Tower.
I've pretty well got over the Clown thing (I read IT when I was a kid).
Oh yea! I was just about to write "nothing else" and then I remembered Bats!!!!! I hate Bats! There disgusting and ugly and can fly. BLAAA! I hate bats!

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:35 AM

Well I dont mind making an old guy happy Dave, but there is some young uns on here.
Call me on 0908...

I don't think you could make a young one happy anymore.

Quote: David Chapman @ March 5, 2008, 1:37 AM

I don't think you could make a young one happy anymore.

Laughing out loud You are cheeky.
Come on give the number a call. I will do a bit of chariy for the aged. Saves me taking my leather trousers down to Oxfam.

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