Cocky squirrels
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Yes, they can be little shits. They destroy trees and eat the stuff put out for the birds.
I would be more excited to see a squirrel in my garden than a boring old bird.
Quote: zooo @ 21st January 2017, 11:54 AMI would be more excited to see a squirrel in my garden than a boring old bird.
Little more respect for my maiden aunt please!!
Do pass on my utmost apologies to Aunt Mildred.
Mabel!
Quote: keewik @ 19th January 2017, 10:32 PMAny Georgies I know are likeable. .
Georgie Best?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st January 2017, 3:11 PMMabel!
Not" Whats on the table Mabel ?"
Quote: Chappers @ 22nd January 2017, 9:26 PMGeorgie Best?
Might be. I met his uncle once and he was a nice man. Had the second sight or something.
Quote: wigwam willy @ 22nd January 2017, 10:01 PMNot" Whats on the table Mabel ?"
It's only old farts like me who are supposed to remember Wilfred's wife.
People who follow you on Twitter and then when you don't follow them back (cos you just don't want to...heaven forbid being allowed to make that decision or in some cases having not even noticed a new follower had appeared) they immediately unfollow you, usually all in the space of a day!
Twatter!
Next door's trampoline has blown over and is currently trying to demolish our fence in the wind.
Probably happening all over the country. F**@#** trampolines.
Quote: zooo @ 21st January 2017, 11:54 AMI would be more excited to see a squirrel in my garden than a boring old bird.
FNARR, FNARR
Tiny, tiny, tiny print on the cooking instructions for things you buy in supermarkets. This isn't just because I'm an old bastard. The instructions definitely used to be more easily seen. Mr Keewik is disgruntled because he bought shoe laces he thought were 80 centimeters long and it turns out they're 180 long.