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I am far too old

Quote: bushbaby @ March 4, 2008, 9:31 AM

I am far too old

You're never too old, - I hope.

Apparently I am now too old for a pension!

When I was young I had a pension(sic) for sweeties.
I met a lot of nice old boys because of that.

My age is classified but I can tell you what it's not... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,23,24,25,
26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50... I'm not older then 50, the agency doesn't allow it.

What a catching situation.

Quote: The X @ March 5, 2008, 12:27 AM

My age is classified but I can tell you what it's not... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,23,24,25,
26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50... I'm not older then 50, the agency doesn't allow it.

22!

Does that mean I have to be terminated? Huh?

Not unless you sleep with a bear. That leaves me and Leevil and his penis fell off last week which leaves me. Meet outside the frogs dressing room. ;)

Today I am a 12 week old embryo.

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:20 AM

Today I am a 12 week old embryo.

Abort her quickly!

Laughing out loud
Evil old wankstain Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:23 AM

Laughing out loud
Evil old wankstain Laughing out loud

Was he a famous inventor or a composer?

Quote: David Chapman @ March 5, 2008, 1:25 AM

Was he a famous inventor or a composer?

No he was some c**t from near London, who is well past his sell by date. Oh & likes Trains!

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:30 AM

No he was some c**t from near London, who is well past his sell by date. Oh & likes Trains!

That's not a nice thing to say about Aaron.

Quote: David Chapman @ March 5, 2008, 1:31 AM

That's not a nice thing to say about Aaron.

Laughing out loud

Tis be you!

Quote: Charley @ March 5, 2008, 1:30 AM

No he was some c**t from near London, who is well past his sell by date. Oh & likes Trains!

Better than some c**t from near London which swallows trains.

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