And what do you say to the more brassy and blousy barmaids?
The BCG bar. Page 48
Have a care sir, can you not see this dog-collar I'm wearing and my wife in tow?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th January 2017, 9:36 AM(Aside to hopefully that nice quiet barmaid - "Do you do tease?")
Jeez Herc, reign it in will ya.
I'll have a bitter lemon kind Sir, but this time can you at least peel it.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th January 2017, 9:36 AM
NOT a pint of the amber nectar?!?
(Aside to hopefully that nice quiet barmaid - "Do you do teas?")
Or a glass of wine or rum. Am allergic to beer.
The Aussie's in.
Time t get the shot glasses out
Oh and ask if she can d a stint behind the bar, one of our barmaids just quit
And those people refusing to buy peanuts because there's a naked Donald Trump behind the bags
rest assured he is wearing a bikini
I'll have a little cheeky vodka Steve to celebrate the Hoops beating Reading tonight.
We always do free drinks when QPR win
It doesn't affect our profit margins at all
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th January 2017, 8:00 PMThe Aussie's in.
Time t get the shot glasses out
Oh and ask if she can d a stint behind the bar, one of our barmaids just quitAnd those people refusing to buy peanuts because there's a naked Donald Trump behind the bags
rest assured he is wearing a bikini
No problem. Let me phone the boss to say I won't be in Monday and rearrange my suitcase - good thing I didn't unpack it . Then I'm on my way.
Quote: reds @ 12th January 2017, 7:36 PMAm allergic to beer.
Then why are you living in Oz, Digger?
Evenin' Dave, I'll have half a Red Barrel and a Babycham for the little lady and don't forget the cherry on a stick. So, have Regan or Carter been in this evenin'?
Lonely was in here the other night - didn't see him but got the whiff..
Mine's a Campari and soda (no fruit) and served with a handle.
Also, I'm a little peckish, do you have any canopies?
You lookin' at me sunshine or me bird? Whateffer, watch yerself or I'll 'ave to slap yer abart a bit alroight............no wot I mean John?
Anyone want to have a go on the pub card? It's for the OAPs trip to the seaside in the summer and if they don't make it till then, there's Coop funeral vouchers.
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My family and friends have all chipped in and bought me a pre-paid funeral. I am not sure how to react to the gift - I can't say it's what I've always wanted..
..I'll have a half of mild if you're on your way to the bar..