Quote: keewik @ 18th December 2016, 11:18 PMBoak, boak, boak!
*Thinks 'That's what he gets for being anti-Scottish, snigger!*
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Hmmm. How do I reply to that? A Claymore in the balls perhaps?
Quote: keewik @ 18th December 2016, 11:39 PMHmmm. How do I reply to that? A Claymore in the balls perhaps?
Chappers lost them years ago in a hot water bottle/firework accident - haven't you noticed that all his posts are high pitched?
Arses who stand in front of the Newspaper counter READING the papers and preventing me from getting in to pick up one to BUY.
Yeah. Especially when it's porn.
I know toilets smell of shit, but what do you expect...? It said, Put only tissue paper down the toilet. So I shat on the floor.
When I Ask if something is gluten free in a restaurant/cafe and get a reply similar to the following
A) It's vegan so probably- they're almost the same thing right?
B)I don't know but it's dairy free / nut free if that helps?
In first instance no- they are not the same thing at all.
In the second - no see above.
If you don't know just tell me.
Quote: Chappers @ 18th December 2016, 11:04 PMReminds me of when I was working in a one-man railway station. Sold the tickets, swept the platform and checked the loos.
One day the gents was so blocked it wouldn't flush away and I had to clear it by marigold gloved hands. One of the most disgusting things I've ever had to do.
From working in pubs and clubs I had the pleasure of that kind of chore on many occasions 
The worst incident happend in my own home when, in a moment of madness, I tried flushing away a full toilet roll when it fell in just as I was pressing the handle. The toilet was blocked for a week and I was about to pay for someone to sort it out when my mum said try putting a mop in to it and pushing up and down building up a rhythm with the water to flush away the blockage. It worked a treat.
I'm starting a petition against Italians singing English pop songs unless they can get the accent at least 180857486459 miles close to right. It's called, F**k Italians singing English pop songs unless they can get the accent at least 180857486459 miles close to right.
I'd like to sign your petition against Italians singing English pop songs unless they can get the accent at least 180857486459 miles close to right. Can I confirm it's called, F**k Italians singing English pop songs unless they can get the accent at least 180857486459 miles close to right.
Guys, can you also stop quoting done-to-death elertion slogans? Yes, we can.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 6th January 2017, 1:50 PMGuys, can you also stop quoting done-to-death elertion slogans? Yes, we can.
Where do I begin? Recently it's taken us 2 and a half months to get a new hob and cooker fitted ( having bought the bloody things, no problem). One particular swine who turned up to fit the cooker was desperate to find a reason not to do the job and in due course he did find a reason, but not before he turned his back on me as I was giving him information, and started to read his papers. I really need to become more of a nippy sweetie as I was so taken aback I didn't challenge him.
So today older son has another set of arseholes out to fit a new washing machine and again they're desperate to find a reason not to do the job. Fortunately his mammy had advised him to print out all relevant emails so they,were unable to weasel out of it. Am I oversuspicious in thinking they deliberately left the intructions inside the machine to get wet when they did the test.?
What 's wrong with these folk.? You'd think they'd be glad to be employed.
Were they sassenachs?
The cooker man was a Geordie, which I was sorry about as any Georgies I know are likeable. My son lives in England so they may have been sassenachs.