So I suddenly checked my list today, and totally forgot Nan :/ I thought I bought something, but I guess I forgot to add it to my Amazon basket... and now it's gone!
What would a Gran want? 
Extra points if you know of some good deals so I can save some money 
"Oh no, don't get me anything."
Heh, she might say that... but will probably scold me if I get nothing
The only sensible gift to give anyone is socks. It has to be socks.
..or maybe aftershave..
You could give her an orange (will remind her of when she was a kid - that's all you got in those days - unless she is only about 42 or something..)
Amazon gift card.
Huge bottle of gin.
Michael Ball album. They bloody love him.
That reminds me and I know I shouldn't be doing it for health reasons, but can anyone recommend a good shag?
Better stick with a 'medium shag' at your ripe years.
There's always 'grandma's favourite':
Kendal Mixed (Medium) Shag Tobacco.
Ha, she probably has enough socks to sink a ship. And perfume... hmm I'd probably just buy the wrong thing. Gin isn't a bad idea... I know she could do with a new lamp... quick google search tells me that aren't all that expensive. Seems like using https://www.couponbox.com/coupons/lamps-plus can save me a few bob too. Several good ideas there, thanks guys 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 13th December 2016, 2:55 PMBetter stick with a 'medium shag' at your ripe years.
Kendal Mixed (Medium) Shag Tobacco.
Is that the one that is hand rubbed on the inner thigh of a dusky young maiden?
Might as well go out with a big smile on my face.
Certainly not.. more hand rolled in austerity by the widow Featherstone..
It would be more of a grimace you'd have there..
Quote: zooo @ 13th December 2016, 1:30 PMMichael Ball album. They bloody love him.
Or Daniel O' Donnell album. They bloody love him too.
Or how about a nice tin of Spam.
What about a Spud-u-like gift card?
Always appreciated.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th December 2016, 2:42 PMThat reminds me and I know I shouldn't be doing it for health reasons, but can anyone recommend a good shag?
https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/bird-and-wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/s/shag/
PHWOAR!
Quote: Chappers @ 13th December 2016, 8:43 PMhttps://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/bird-and-wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/s/shag/
