Quote: Frankie Rage @ 24th November 2016, 6:53 PMWhen the lepers invited Jesus to Christmas Dinner he was mindful not to ask for a leg..
addendum: I've had a few complaints via PM that this one is in bad taste..
Surely you jest?
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I think they meant the leg..
I told a leper a joke. It cracked up.
Why was the donut crying?
Because he was naked and everyone could see his hole.
Clement and Sigmund are going into designing women's underwear. They're making Freudian slips.
My anger management class was cancelled last night.
I was bloody livid.
My anger management class was cancelled last night.
I was bloody livid.
There's an amazing echo in here!
There's an amazing echo in here!
Couldn't edit it.
That made me bloody livid as well.
My editing pencil is quite naive. Easily led.
One from my school days so no idea who to attribute it to -
Two lepers were fighting in a dungeon, the jailer opened the door and said "what on earth are you two fighting about, for gods sake you are only on bread and water"? "Its his fault", said one leper, "he keeps trying to dip his bread in my neck"!
Now that's offensive...
My doctor told me to watch what I eat. Well, that's easy enough, just look down at the plate, right?
This is not a joke but my wife ALWAYS has one pair of shoes less than she needs. How is that?!?! 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 5th December 2016, 8:07 PMThis is not a joke but my wife ALWAYS has one pair of shoes less than she needs. How is that?!?!
Because you married a millipede
Fred Flintstone went to a party in the United Arab Emirates.
It was an Abu Dhabi do.
Bugs Bunny shagged a medic. What's up doc?