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Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th December 2016, 1:56 PM

Trump Towers is 666:

https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/MI-BI910_KUSHNE_D_20110329203500.jpg

The address for Trump Tower is 721 Fifth Avenue.

Quote: DaButt @ 5th December 2016, 2:31 PM

The address for Trump Tower is 721 Fifth Avenue.

Well, ok, but you know that's splitting hairs because he also owns 666 Fifth Avenue so 666 Fifth Avenue is one of his towers. As for Trump Tower itself, it is 666 feet tall.

I was invited to join the masons once and although I declined it means I know what is going on. It is why any excema that occurs on my legs only goes as far as I can roll my drainpipes up. Nothing above the knees at all.

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There's a lot of evil bastards out there.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38215954

A US father deliberately left his toddler son to die in a hot car .

Oddity News:

Buzz Aldrin is treated by Dr.David Bowie.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-06/b ... ty/8097056

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th December 2016, 1:19 AM

Well, ok, but you know that's splitting hairs because he also owns 666 Fifth Avenue so 666 Fifth Avenue is one of his towers. As for Trump Tower itself, it is 666 feet tall.

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I was invited to join the masons once and although I declined it means I know what is going on. It is why any excema that occurs on my legs only goes as far as I can roll my drainpipes up. Nothing above the knees at all.

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Oh that's OK then because the real "number of the Beast" is 616.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)

Oh, it strikes again, that link does not present correctly on this website it should be

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616 followed by
_(number)
in the url itself

Quote: billwill @ 6th December 2016, 10:19 AM

Oh that's OK then because the real "number of the Beast" is 616.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)

Oh, it strikes again, that link does not present correctly on this website it should be

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616 followed by
_(number)
in the url itself

Arrrr, me 'earty! Pirate You do be amessin' with things that do be left as they are, oooh arrrr!

Wiki be the work of Old Nick...............so it is, oooh arrr.

Aside - so will that be OK for this year's panto love? Not too butch?

Independent newspaper headline today: -

"Helen Marten wins Turner Prize for 'poetic and enigmatic' work"

What a load of shite, both the work and the sentiment. Who are these people who decide that a load of everyday objects glued together in some semblance of bollocks should be art and even worse worthy of praise.

"The sculptor and painter, who has said in the past that she finds winning prizes embarrassing, said she will share her winnings with the other artists on the shortlist"

She ought to give the money back or to charity if she finds it that embarrassing. F**king crap. F**king world has gone mad..........................even more so.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th December 2016, 12:11 PM

"The sculptor and painter, who has said in the past that she finds winning prizes embarrassing, said she will share her winnings with the other artists on the shortlist"

That's nice though. Not many people would do that.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th December 2016, 1:19 AM

Well, ok, but you know that's splitting hairs because he also owns 666 Fifth Avenue so 666 Fifth Avenue is one of his towers. As for Trump Tower itself, it is 666 feet tall.

No, Donald Trump does not own 666 Fifth Avenue. It's owned by his daughter's husband and his father. And Trump Tower is not 666 feet tall, it's 664 feet.

Quote: wigwam willy @ 6th December 2016, 5:33 AM

There's a lot of evil bastards out there.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38215954

A US father deliberately left his toddler son to die in a hot car .

He sounds like a creep, but it doesn't sound like there's any proof that it was intentional. Even his ex-wife testified on his behalf and said that he'd never intentionally hurt their son.

Quote: DaButt @ 6th December 2016, 4:25 PM

And Trump Tower is not 666 feet tall, it's 664 feet.

I have been advised that Trump's penis, when erect, adds the other 2 feet ... ;)

Quote: DaButt @ 6th December 2016, 4:25 PM

No, Donald Trump does not own 666 Fifth Avenue. It's owned by his daughter's husband and his father. And Trump Tower is not 666 feet tall, it's 664 feet.

You should get with the times fella.

Haven't you heard of post truth?

I feel quite strongly about this and may have to post again at 4am if I am not allowed on Twitter.

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Incidentally, I will tell you why I have never been to America. It is NOT because they wouldn't let me in there. It's because of the 2nd Amendment. Effectively it gives the right to every woman to own a penis and every man to own two. I respect that right as it isn't my country but it doesn't mean I want to go there.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th December 2016, 11:34 PM

You should get with the times fella.

Haven't you heard of post truth?

I feel quite strongly about this and may have to post again at 4am if I am not allowed on Twitter.

http://hnzyzb.com/data/out/14/44382322-squirrel-wallpapers.jpg

Incidentally, I will tell you why I have never been to America. It is NOT because they wouldn't let me in there. It's because of the 2nd Amendment. Effectively it gives the right to every woman to own a penis and every man to own two.

Two? I have 7. ;)

Quote: DaButt @ 7th December 2016, 2:55 AM

Two? I have 7. ;)

That means you bought 6.

I rest my case.

(Sighs of relief all round)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 7th December 2016, 12:03 PM

That means you bought 6.)

A man needs the right tool for the right job.

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